General Relativity - Canada/America AU
anonymous
March 24 2010, 00:14:25 UTC
General Relativity
Based on this request: This anon is dying to see Alfred as Mr. Jones, the bizarre new teacher at World Academy who's maybe a little too enthusiastic with his space and physics lessons, but somehow still manages to make people learn. Even more, she is dying to see Student A's blossoming crush and ensuing pursuit of a relationship with the oblivious teacher (preferably successful, and with some kinky student-topping-teacher sexytiems in the classroom).
Oh god, I am so sorry this took forever to update. My laptop was broken and I only just now got it back, and it had the next six parts on it so I didn’t want to rewrite them and mess it up, and…
So yeah. But look! I’m not dead. Story is very much not dead. Hopefully… the readers aren’t dead.
General Relativity (11/?)
anonymous
March 24 2010, 00:21:25 UTC
XI. In What Respects Are the Foundations of Classical Mechanics and of the Special Theory of Relativity Unsatisfactory?
There was something very wrong with him.
The chant repeated itself in Matthew’s head as he washed the dried come off of his stomach, scarcely hearing the sounds of morning, such as the chatter of students outside the dorm as they went to classes, the whirr of Kiku’s blender. Instead, he let the shower water drown out noise, shelter him in the porcelain box where his thoughts could be isolated. Because something, somehow, was very wrong with Matthew Williams.
There were many things about Matthew Williams that people would agree were wrong The first: his unnatural and uncanny habit of hiding. Once, when Matthew was only five, he’d knocked over a picture on accident and broken it. Terrified that he’d be punished, he went to hide in the house. His parents had called the police and a search had been ongoing for three and a half hours before Matthew’s mother opened the linen closet and screamed in surprise-he
( ... )
General Relativity (12/?)
anonymous
March 24 2010, 00:39:10 UTC
XII. The Experimental Confirmation of the General Theory of Relativity
Dr. Bonnefoy threw back his head and laughed.
“This isn’t funny,” said Matthew in misery, but this only seemed to make his professor laugh all the merrier. Sighing, slumping into the chair in front of Dr. Bonnefoy’s desk, Matthew resigned himself to being the object of ridicule for another minute longer. He knew the hysteria would pass soon. Though he seemed strange and loopy, Matthew’s favorite European Literature teacher had picked up the pieces of his prize pupil more than once (in a given week). He was a candid hand at it.
True to form, after a moment Dr. Bonnefoy wiped his eyes and quieted. “Mon cher,” he said, accent thick, “forgive me. But I don’t see that you have a problem
( ... )
General Relativity (13/?)
anonymous
March 24 2010, 01:32:23 UTC
XIII. Cosmological Difficulties of Newton’s Theory
“Hey, is that wine?” asked Mr. Jones.
Matthew looked at him and felt a few of his major organs fail. Fortunately, Dr. Bonnefoy had always sounded like he was completely drunk and so, his slur came off much more naturally than Matthew’s would have.
“Mr. Jones! We were just talking about you!”
No, we weren’t, Matthew wanted to say. His mouth was dry
( ... )
Re: General Relativity (13/?)
anonymous
March 24 2010, 01:44:40 UTC
omg I usually NEVER leave comments for fics because I never know what to say, but I am SO SO SO happy to see this updated. This is one of my favorite America/Canada fics, so I'm so glad to see it updated. ♥ please keep up the good work
Re: General Relativity (13/?)
anonymous
March 24 2010, 01:59:21 UTC
yesssssssss~~ I adore this story! So much, you don't even know. In fact, I think I will call my friend to let her know your updated, she doesn't even like Hetalia but she sure likes physics!
I love Matthew's list of things wrong with him. The picture of him huddling in the closet is so charming. And I do feel bad for him, I couldn't even imagine trying to ask out one of my teachers.
And now...oh ho ho, Francis is involved. Matthew won't be escaping complete and total embarrassment Sexy times now!
Re: General Relativity (13/?)
anonymous
March 24 2010, 02:08:10 UTC
LESQUEE i'm so glad that this didn't get lost in the meme. I absolutely love your alfred in this fill, and your writing style gives me very vivid mentsl pictures.
Re: General Relativity (13/?)
anonymous
March 24 2010, 03:43:46 UTC
And why is drinking happening on school grounds?! BECAUSE IT'S A LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE. 8D
As a liberal arts college graduate, I resemble this remark!! XD
I love your fics sooo much, and this one is no exception -- I'm very, very happy that you got your laptop working again. Ecstatic even! Everyone is perfect here, from Dr. Bonnefoy hitting on the dean (and taking a tray to the ribs for it) to super-enthusiastic and intelligent yet oh-so-blonde Alfred. And Matthew~! He just can't catch a break when it comes to Al, even in this universe, huh?! <3
Re: General Relativity (13/?)
anonymous
March 24 2010, 03:59:37 UTC
I, TOO, RESEMBLE THAT REMARK. >.> ♥
Thank you so, so much. ^^;; You're way too nice. (I'm insanely glad my laptop is working again. Insanely.) And no, Matthew is destined to forever be haunted by his brother's visage in every universe, ever, to his complete horror. XD
Based on this request: This anon is dying to see Alfred as Mr. Jones, the bizarre new teacher at World Academy who's maybe a little too enthusiastic with his space and physics lessons, but somehow still manages to make people learn. Even more, she is dying to see Student A's blossoming crush and ensuing pursuit of a relationship with the oblivious teacher (preferably successful, and with some kinky student-topping-teacher sexytiems in the classroom).
Parts I-X: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=27943950#t27943950
Oh god, I am so sorry this took forever to update. My laptop was broken and I only just now got it back, and it had the next six parts on it so I didn’t want to rewrite them and mess it up, and…
So yeah. But look! I’m not dead. Story is very much not dead. Hopefully… the readers aren’t dead.
Or at least are zombies.
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There was something very wrong with him.
The chant repeated itself in Matthew’s head as he washed the dried come off of his stomach, scarcely hearing the sounds of morning, such as the chatter of students outside the dorm as they went to classes, the whirr of Kiku’s blender. Instead, he let the shower water drown out noise, shelter him in the porcelain box where his thoughts could be isolated. Because something, somehow, was very wrong with Matthew Williams.
There were many things about Matthew Williams that people would agree were wrong The first: his unnatural and uncanny habit of hiding. Once, when Matthew was only five, he’d knocked over a picture on accident and broken it. Terrified that he’d be punished, he went to hide in the house. His parents had called the police and a search had been ongoing for three and a half hours before Matthew’s mother opened the linen closet and screamed in surprise-he ( ... )
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Dr. Bonnefoy threw back his head and laughed.
“This isn’t funny,” said Matthew in misery, but this only seemed to make his professor laugh all the merrier. Sighing, slumping into the chair in front of Dr. Bonnefoy’s desk, Matthew resigned himself to being the object of ridicule for another minute longer. He knew the hysteria would pass soon. Though he seemed strange and loopy, Matthew’s favorite European Literature teacher had picked up the pieces of his prize pupil more than once (in a given week). He was a candid hand at it.
True to form, after a moment Dr. Bonnefoy wiped his eyes and quieted. “Mon cher,” he said, accent thick, “forgive me. But I don’t see that you have a problem ( ... )
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“Hey, is that wine?” asked Mr. Jones.
Matthew looked at him and felt a few of his major organs fail. Fortunately, Dr. Bonnefoy had always sounded like he was completely drunk and so, his slur came off much more naturally than Matthew’s would have.
“Mr. Jones! We were just talking about you!”
No, we weren’t, Matthew wanted to say. His mouth was dry ( ... )
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I love Matthew's list of things wrong with him. The picture of him huddling in the closet is so charming. And I do feel bad for him, I couldn't even imagine trying to ask out one of my teachers.
And now...oh ho ho, Francis is involved. Matthew won't be escaping complete and total embarrassment Sexy times now!
Fantastic chapter!
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And I can't even fathom trying to ask out one of my teachers. But then I remember that none of my teachers look like America.
And then I am just sad.
(Matthew, Matthew. Why would you ever put your fate in Francis' hands? Seriously, boy.)
Thank you again! :D
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And now there's an update, and I'm alive again, so I must be one of those zombies your mentioned in the authors note.
I love you anon, please continue? ;u;
I snickered so much at poor Matt's misfortune. Poor boy just can't get an easy day can he? XD
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words can't properly express my shrieking, so I'll just use those instead^
But seriously anon, OH MY GOD
You have made my day. I shall put off that essay for another hour in order to properly fangirl.
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i was just bemoaning the fact that this fic seemed to drop off the face of the earth
it is magnificient
i am overjoyed
you are a wonderful person
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As a liberal arts college graduate, I resemble this remark!! XD
I love your fics sooo much, and this one is no exception -- I'm very, very happy that you got your laptop working again. Ecstatic even! Everyone is perfect here, from Dr. Bonnefoy hitting on the dean (and taking a tray to the ribs for it) to super-enthusiastic and intelligent yet oh-so-blonde Alfred. And Matthew~! He just can't catch a break when it comes to Al, even in this universe, huh?! <3
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Thank you so, so much. ^^;; You're way too nice. (I'm insanely glad my laptop is working again. Insanely.) And no, Matthew is destined to forever be haunted by his brother's visage in every universe, ever, to his complete horror. XD
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My love, here, take it: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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THIS FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!
*tackle-hug-glomps writer anon*
HOORAY!
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