Ben: My orthodontist was a freagin' pedophile.
Mom: Oh, stop! He called you a 'handsome boy' ONCE and now you're traumatized...
Ben: He said I had nice lips!!!
Mike: Haha, it's like 'So Benny, we're going to have to do some serious work here... Just take this pill so you don't hurt.'
Ben: Hey, why was I out for so long? 'Hmmm no special reason
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