Other than my teammates being even harder to live with than usual due to the disturbing lack of battles, things around the fort had been rather boring up until today. I think my lab may have been an old dovecote-- I opened the window earlier and a flock of doves flew in, and now they won't leave. There's one in particular who seems to like me a lot
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Animal control will be arriving tomorrow. I will be present to personally oversee that every single one of these vermin are apprehended. Or possibly exterminated.
Also, your alcoholism seems like it is becoming a problem. If this in any way affects your performance I will have to have a long talk with you. Possibly about your imminent termination.
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FLY AVAY ARCHIMEDES!!! BE FREE!!!
My alco...alc... alkaline.... I do not have a problem! YOU... You don't have one eiszer, actually. Except szat you hate birds and hang cameras in men's showers. Vat vere you hoping to film, exactly, huh? HAHAHA!!! *hic-urp!!*
*heave*
*collapse*
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…I shall have to speak to them about placing these cameras in your showers. It is rather disturbing they would want to see all of you in the nude. Considering. Anyway. That is a mental note to myself, mind, to speak with them. It does not concern you. I am only mentioning this because you are drunk and apparently not in control of your equilibrium, and you probably do not understand most of what I am saying anyway ( ... )
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If ye want some...all ye gotta do is ask, lad! I made sure I brought plenty, an' I never drink alone anyway!....If I can 'elp it. Which I normally can't! Shit...I thought those birds wer albino bats or somethan'! Mighta shot at them at one point...
And laday....if ye wanna be lookin at me junk with yar cameras, well, thats fine by meh! I sometimes like to walk aroond in the buff anyways...Well, that is to say that sometimes, I end up loosin' me clothes when I 'ave a wee bit too much ta drink..dun know 'ow that keeps happenen', but it doos!
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