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herr_doktor906

[TEAM MORALE LOG 005]

Dec 16, 2011 22:26

Other than my teammates being even harder to live with than usual due to the disturbing lack of battles, things around the fort had been rather boring up until today. I think my lab may have been an old dovecote-- I opened the window earlier and a flock of doves flew in, and now they won't leave. There's one in particular who seems to like me a lot ( Read more... )

my teammates suck, birds

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adminamod December 17 2011, 03:55:07 UTC

Birds? Gathering inside of my fort? This is unacceptable. I am already lenient enough with your Soldier for keeping the rotting heads of his enemies outside of your base. Do you really think that I will allow you to keep dozens of diseased birds in an area which is supposed to be sterile?

Animal control will be arriving tomorrow. I will be present to personally oversee that every single one of these vermin are apprehended. Or possibly exterminated.

Also, your alcoholism seems like it is becoming a problem. If this in any way affects your performance I will have to have a long talk with you. Possibly about your imminent termination.

herr_doktor906 December 17 2011, 04:03:57 UTC

Pfft, as if I let ze filssy szings in here anyvay! *hic* And as for szis place being sterile, NOSZING IN SZIS FUCKING FORT IS STERILE!!!!

FLY AVAY ARCHIMEDES!!! BE FREE!!!

My alco...alc... alkaline.... I do not have a problem! YOU... You don't have one eiszer, actually. Except szat you hate birds and hang cameras in men's showers. Vat vere you hoping to film, exactly, huh? HAHAHA!!! *hic-urp!!*

*heave*

*collapse*

adminamod December 17 2011, 04:15:59 UTC

I've neither confirmed nor denied that those security cameras belong to me. It will be up to you men to figure out who it belongs to. Although, because I am feeling mischievous, I will give you a hint as to who owns it. The lens is cracked thanks to your disgusting little animal. Thus, you will know whose camera it is if it is fixed within the next ten seconds. Here is a hint: it will still be broken. Congratulations. You are all being watched by a group of azure-tinted perverts.

…I shall have to speak to them about placing these cameras in your showers. It is rather disturbing they would want to see all of you in the nude. Considering. Anyway. That is a mental note to myself, mind, to speak with them. It does not concern you. I am only mentioning this because you are drunk and apparently not in control of your equilibrium, and you probably do not understand most of what I am saying anyway ( ... )

iamthescouthere December 17 2011, 04:17:47 UTC

Asinine?! What, are you suggesting that I got nine asses or something, lady?

adminamod December 17 2011, 04:18:14 UTC

I am not talking to you. Be quiet and go sit in the corner. Play with blocks, or whatever it is you do.

herr_doktor906 December 17 2011, 04:22:38 UTC

PAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Asinine means shtupid, shtupid!! *hic* *chug*

And, and, and, and! I am far saner szan ze rest of my team! Just a lot drunker, is all. Hahaha! But, at least I am blowing up doors like Demo, jah? Jah. So.... ....... *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

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