[TEAM MORALE LOG 005]

[herr_doktor906]

Other than my teammates being even harder to live with than usual due to the disturbing lack of battles, things around the fort had been rather boring up until today. I think my lab may have been an old dovecote-- I opened the window earlier and a flock of doves flew in, and now they won't leave. There's one in particular who seems to like me a lot

Comments

[crocketlauncher]

I don't know why the Administrator is so worried about some pigeons. Pigeons are a great wartime asset! You can tie little messages to their legs and then launch them out of tank guns at the enemy! FEATHERS EVERYWHERE. Makes it very hard for them to aim! Never could figure out why you had to write a message first, though. Seemed like a waste of paper.

[adminamod]

I am actually quite fond of pigeons. However, these creatures that are currently inhabiting your Medic's laboratory are doves. Doves are by far the most disgusting of all birds, because they symbolize something that I despise with all of what is left of my heart, and that is peace. Also, I do not like my mercenaries developing lethal diseases and/or hideous growths due to the unsanitary conditions of their medical facilities rather than for my general amusement. Although this may not alarm you as it does me- perhaps you prefer to wallow in your filth and the filth of other animals, as your upsetting practice of collecting enemy heads has proven.

[crocketlauncher]

Oh, right; doves. I see the problem. Well then, I agree with you entirely! Although I don't know what my heads have to do with it. They serve a very practical purpose! Oh, speaking of which; permission to bring one on the premises to serve as a traditional Christmas cactus topper?

[adminamod]

If you want another cut in your already meager paycheck, then by all means, permission granted.

[crocketlauncher]

Aah... hm. You know what? It's not that important a tradition. I will figure out a suitable replacement.