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Ryan, Rob, Lauren, Nick and I all went to D&B and participated in their NYE package - $70 gets you access to the buffet, a $25 game card, and a champagne toast at midnight. We all had so much fun and stayed until they kicked us out, it was fantastic!

So Della calls me up on my cell at school and I'm in the middle of yelling at a half dozen kids so I can't pick up. She sends me a text saying Ryan's van is still parked on Gorge and he's gonna get a ticket and tow it if he doesn't move. I tried calling his home and cell, but he didn't pick up. Luckily I had a half day so I was out like a shot at ( Read more... )

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Pyrrho
67% Skepticism, 9% Religiosity, 50% Dogmatism, 42% Originality

The granddaddy of all skeptics. Believed that the only way to enjoy life was to realize that nothing was knowable.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the ( Read more... )

Your results:
You are Supergirl
Supergirl
95%
Wonder Woman
85%
Green Lantern
80%
Superman
70%
Batman
70%
Spider-Man
65%
The Flash
60%
Iron Man
55%
Robin
52%
Hulk
50%
Catwoman
50%

Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.


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This really pissed me off, so much that I'm putting it on LJ even though I never come here anymore and just emailed this link http://www.savetheinternet.com/ to just about everyone who would be reading this.

What terrific news! Those wily Iraqi WMDs have been found. They've been cleverly hidden in plain sight in North Korea this whole time!

I think that nun porn may be my favorite genre of comedy ever.