It certainly is!hashem_dot_comJanuary 14 2003, 13:42:58 UTC
I hardly do anything myself. I crafted the blueprint maybe, but miracles? Angels. Snow and rain? Angels. Marriages and pregnancies? Angels. Looking after nature, execution of divine law, inspiring of poets, and genetic mutations? Angels, angels, angels and more angels. Or gods, sometimes, if it suits Me. But my, are you guys hard to work with. You're much more likely to respond to man than Me. So are angels, actually...or equally likely, in any case, man being in My image and all. Good thing they handed their will over to Me, or else mankind would be sending them out undoing creation all over the place
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Re: It certainly is!hekate_dot_comJanuary 15 2003, 05:43:06 UTC
You simply can't go granting every request just because some Tom, Dick or Mary is burning an offering to you. I realize that granting wishes that man only thinks he wants is educational, to a point, but the Messianic era is comming, and we've got to conserve.
Dear Zeus! if I were to grant every request that came to me, there would be many more men waking up minus their members, and too many women walking around with tampons permanently wedged up their cracks.
Delegation?dite_dot_comJanuary 15 2003, 00:10:08 UTC
Hekate, Hekate... Hello. While We appreciate the consideration to our toes, I think it's important certain things be remembered...Such as, don't delegate to those who aren't subordinates, mmkay?
Right.
Besides...potions=magic=your department, not mine. The can come offer things at my temples for my favor. If you want arrows, go talk to Cupid... The Love Goddess is off the clock. I chipped a nail.
Re: Delegation?hekate_dot_comJanuary 15 2003, 05:41:41 UTC
You? My subordinate? Hardly. I just suck at the romance department. I'm great with the spells and potions and whatnot, but really, these people should be seeking you for help in love, not me. Whatever gave them the idea that asking me for love assistance was a good idea? *sighs*
Maybe if I go relax with some hot goth bois, I'll feel much better.
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Dear Zeus! if I were to grant every request that came to me, there would be many more men waking up minus their members, and too many women walking around with tampons permanently wedged up their cracks.
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FYI: it is out of some modicum of respect which I hold for free will and individuality that I didn't sign off as *you*. ;)
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Right.
Besides...potions=magic=your department, not mine. The can come offer things at my temples for my favor. If you want arrows, go talk to Cupid... The Love Goddess is off the clock. I chipped a nail.
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Maybe if I go relax with some hot goth bois, I'll feel much better.
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