It certainly is!hashem_dot_comJanuary 14 2003, 13:42:58 UTC
I hardly do anything myself. I crafted the blueprint maybe, but miracles? Angels. Snow and rain? Angels. Marriages and pregnancies? Angels. Looking after nature, execution of divine law, inspiring of poets, and genetic mutations? Angels, angels, angels and more angels. Or gods, sometimes, if it suits Me. But my, are you guys hard to work with. You're much more likely to respond to man than Me. So are angels, actually...or equally likely, in any case, man being in My image and all. Good thing they handed their will over to Me, or else mankind would be sending them out undoing creation all over the place.
Oh, and by the way, speaking of backed up requests... if you could pass a message on to the other "gods"... I can forgive you guys distracting Adam from the whole in favor of parts, but can you be just a bit more stern with them? You simply can't go granting every request just because some Tom, Dick or Mary is burning an offering to you. I realize that granting wishes that man only thinks he wants is educational, to a point, but the Messianic era is comming, and we've got to conserve.
Re: It certainly is!hekate_dot_comJanuary 15 2003, 05:43:06 UTC
You simply can't go granting every request just because some Tom, Dick or Mary is burning an offering to you. I realize that granting wishes that man only thinks he wants is educational, to a point, but the Messianic era is comming, and we've got to conserve.
Dear Zeus! if I were to grant every request that came to me, there would be many more men waking up minus their members, and too many women walking around with tampons permanently wedged up their cracks.
Oh, and by the way, speaking of backed up requests... if you could pass a message on to the other "gods"... I can forgive you guys distracting Adam from the whole in favor of parts, but can you be just a bit more stern with them? You simply can't go granting every request just because some Tom, Dick or Mary is burning an offering to you. I realize that granting wishes that man only thinks he wants is educational, to a point, but the Messianic era is comming, and we've got to conserve.
---Clotho, Atrophos, and Lachesis
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Dear Zeus! if I were to grant every request that came to me, there would be many more men waking up minus their members, and too many women walking around with tampons permanently wedged up their cracks.
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FYI: it is out of some modicum of respect which I hold for free will and individuality that I didn't sign off as *you*. ;)
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