My nephew (and degram's) is on his way! Another Howley will make his debut today! Watch out world--I think this one's gonna be good!

http://www.savingthealphabet.com/

I. Love. This.

Why is WV the third world? I mean, I know *why* sociologically and economically and politically; but why *existentially*?

I got subpoenaed to testify in some new case against Sam, something to do with a carved up prostitute. Does anyone know anything about this?? I'm really freaked out.

http://www.break.com/index/sundaybush.html

Here's the thing about Sam: he was lit up too much. I was always afraid I'd be burned standing in the same room with him, particularly if the room was filled with oxygen. On the other hand, everyone who knew him basked in his warmth, full of supreme silliness, moments of sheer inspiration, and charming awkwardness ( Read more... )

The wedding will be May 34th on the fifth moon of Jupiter. All guests will receive squirt guns, giant pastries, and tap shoes. We love you and hope you are able to make the journey. Zero g ROCKS (although we do not recommend lovemaking in such conditions).

Wikipedia defines happiness: THIS

So, he brings me gifts. A bonsai. Then a Buddha. A little later a book. Followed by some dark chocolate from the Trader Joe's we'll never get here. And then a giant sparkly engagement ring. He asked me to be his wife and I replied, cleverly, "Duh."

I may also have said, and I quote, "Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes of course yes yes yes yes."

You'll need to get yours' out. Because I am off the hook, over the edge, done for. All because I actually had another half out there (I'd been assuming I was just made this lopsided way), and we had the miraculous, life affirming, mysterious good luck to meet again. You mofo's would ADORE him too. You should hear him: he keeps using words! You ( Read more... )

I write:

"Marry me, in the middle of the night."

He replies:

"1) Okay, but don't you think our guests would look kind of ridiculous standing around with bed-head and droopy eyelids?
2) That would make an excellent book title.
3) Still love you.
4) Yep."