More weird pluginthejebus news

[hegemom]

I got subpoenaed to testify in some new case against Sam, something to do with a carved up prostitute. Does anyone know anything about this?? I'm really freaked out.

Comments

[mr_quackenbush]

where's the subpoena from? It's not in Seattle is it?

I may have to run.

[hegemom]

Given one of your recent posts, dude, I think that would be a very good idea. And Mexico, as Ms. Brownie suggests, seems like just the ticket.

[mehinda]

My guess is after this business with corrupting a minor, the police are uncovering all of pluginthejebus's seedy underbelly.

I wish they'd extradite the fucker to Texas so we could hit him with a brick.

[hegemom]

A brick? How about freakin truck??

[hegemom]

*a* freakin truck

[mehinda]

Cruel and unusual, though do far'ners get to reap the benefits of our constitution? I think NOT! (Of course, neither do we, it seems.)

[whitegurrrrl]

are they gonna prop up his dead body in the defendant's chair?

that seems like a waste of valuable court time. i wonder if the judge knows the prosecution of a dead man is taking up space on their docket...

[hegemom]

You know, that kinda confused me, too.

[lili__marlene]

sure they will... it'll be like weekend at bernie's. the courts could use a lil comic relief now and again.

[hegemom]

I just like the idea of the bastard sitting there, unable to defend himself.