Outrageous Sues by Adult Suethors, #6!

[araeph]

TITLE: Bound by Blood

CULPRIT: JackSparrowsWench

SUMMARY: Story about a half sister Jack Sparrow never knew existed. Things will get good!! Inc Yes, heave_ho-ers, this Suethor is pulling a Morgan le Fay on us! Ye be warned.

Best Line: “Picture Kate Beckinsale in the role of Jack’s half sister.” No, actually, I’d prefer to have you WRITE the

Comments

[ganeris]

but she had decided not to ask her mother until she was in fact taking her last dying breaths

"Ma! Ma? You dead?"

*koffkoff* "No, daughter, not yet. Thanks be to God, I still breathe."

"Shoot." *ostentatious sigh* "How about now?"

"Nay, my little one. Have no fear, the Lord is with me. He will see me safe to the Pearly Gates."

"Okay, but are you almost dead

[darth_gojira]

*muffled* Not yet*
*BANG*
"Now you are"

[trinityday]

“the most striking violet eyes he had ever seen”

And probably the only violet eyes he'd ever seen.

Also, it took me half this report to clue into the fact that Mary Sue was Jack's half-sister AND his true love. Now, I don't mind me some incest in a story, but this just seems odd.

Unfortunately, she suffered from a chronic disorder known as “Bitchy and Saucy are Synonyms!” Syndrome.

Am I reading it wrong, or are they planning to row all the way from Tortuga to Shipwreck Cove?
Hee!

[darth_gojira]

Give me that rum, chicky. I need it more than you do after reading this.

[txorakeriak]

My my, Jack Sparrow must have become incredibly narcissistic to get it on with someone who talks and looks/dresses pretty much like himself. And incredibly stupid not even think about possible relations.

*HEADDESK*