Comments | heave_ho: Outrageous Sues by Adult Suethors, #3!

araeph in heave_ho

Outrageous Sues by Adult Suethors, #3!

Apr 23, 2010 22:01

TITLE: Jacks_Daughter
CULPRIT: kana117

SUMMARY: Jack unknowingly gets Madeleine Montague pregnant.10 years latter Jack stumbles upon his 9 year old daughter Natalle and her three friends.

Best Line Heave Ho Mad Libs Fun: “Yes, Madeleine as you know I am one of the nine pirate lords and well I'm not getting in younger ____(noun)______ ( Read more... )

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Comments 12

smutcutter April 24 2010, 10:52:38 UTC

I totally love that this comm is all active again and this fic is a perfect example of.. ick.

Thank you for struggling through it! I needed the laugh!

bizarreoptimism April 24 2010, 11:43:30 UTC

"That's quite all right," William said thinking fast "I've just realized that I promised my mum that I'd help her with the washing

At first, this made me really, really mad -- Elizabeth Turner the Pirate King STILL has to be saddled with stereotypical women's work?? And then I stopped, reread it, and burst out laughing instead. Good job at a cover story, Willie! The little pirate kid has to leave because he has to help his mother with the laundry. They'll never suspect you're lying with an awesome cover story like _that_.

William stiffened he knew that Ms. Madeleine had never been a pirate in her life. She hated piracy and always had. But she’d sure made off with the “Pirate Lord” title in a hurry!

So she hated piracy but she agreed to become a Pirate Lord WOT?? WHERE IS YOUR LOGIC?!?

bizarreoptimism April 24 2010, 11:47:20 UTC

"Elizabeth, where are the drinks that Mr. Carter ordered?" a voice asked as Madeleine Montague appeared in the doorway.

1.) Elizabeth Swann Turner, the King of the Pirates, is working at an inn??!

2.) ... somebody ELSE'S inn?!??!?

araeph April 24 2010, 12:28:13 UTC

That reminds me of a Suefic that took place post-COTBP, where Will and Elizabeth are not yet married and she's still the governor's daughter...yet Will makes Elizabeth clean his room for him.

darth_gojira April 25 2010, 01:17:33 UTC

I wonder if that was more Elizabeth hate or plain stupidity. They tend to run together in the fandom

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darth_gojira April 24 2010, 13:38:03 UTC

Jack finally founds out that there's worse results than Syphillis from sleeping around....

araeph April 24 2010, 17:44:00 UTC

I will love this comment forever and ever.

trinityday April 25 2010, 00:58:57 UTC

You know, if anyone ever compared their Sue's hair to Pele's hair and knew to what they were referring, they would win +100 points from me. Also, Pele's hair is so so so pretty.

_niphredil_ April 25 2010, 18:53:32 UTC

1) Madeleine,

I’m sorry it’s taken me so long to write. My ship kinda…fell apart…so I had to swim. And I washed up on the shore of the Island of Beans…

AHAHA! Ten points.

2) Why does Jack leave the Sue with a "little sliver wedding ban" when he BAILS OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT? No pun intended, by the way. Suethor, a one night stand is NOT the first step towards twue wuv, even if Jack does leave your character with more than a suspicious burning sensation in her nether-regions.

3) Ok, so I followed the link to the pit, and this 'story' (and I use that term loosely) is rated... M?!?! Whaaaaat?