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Blessed Curse CULPRIT: Yamirenamon
MAJOR, MAJOR WARNING! Jack/Barbossa mpreg. You heard me. Leading to Davy/Jack non-con tentacle sex. Which ought to make further warnings redundant, but I’m rating this one NC-170 because really, in a perfect world, no-one should be reading shit like this. The offences against English syntax and
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I have to admit, "hermaphrodite" is a better mpreg explanation than all the ass-babies I've seen. One has to wonder how Jack missed noticing that he has an extra opening, though...
What is up with these people being so horrified at someone vomiting? Surely with the lack of modern medicine or even modern food storage and preparation, puking must have been a regular occurance.
“It be OK, love. We’ll be a-figurin all this out, I promise ye, me fluffy bunnikins. Aarrrr!” *snort!*
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Hermaphrodite Jack could be a neat idea if only there was something to justify and develop it. Sadly, it gets substituted by an even worse explanation in part 2.
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He'd just be too busy playing around with the near-infinite sexual possibilities.
Exactly! Hermaphrojack would have a whale of a time! Surely, somebody must have written that by now.
It's not "argh"; it's "aughh".
Next - and final - installment is posted. Hoping to wash this fic out of my hair and get on with something more productive. And less disturbing.
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How far from shore would Jack get before he noticed? How many navy frigates would it take to stop him turning back? How much battle damage would the Pearl have to sustain to end up weeks away from land? Who did Gibbs have to shag to get through his withdrawal?
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You win the internet. We will be calling later to arrange delivery.
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But I think doing this has released me from the curse.
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