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“It’s O.K., love. It was an accident.” Barbossa whispered into Jack’s ear. Part 1/2

Mar 11, 2008 15:22

TITLE: Blessed Curse
CULPRIT: Yamirenamon

MAJOR, MAJOR WARNING! Jack/Barbossa mpreg. You heard me. Leading to Davy/Jack non-con tentacle sex. Which ought to make further warnings redundant, but I’m rating this one NC-170 because really, in a perfect world, no-one should be reading shit like this. The offences against English syntax and ( Read more... )

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justawench March 11 2008, 18:04:05 UTC

I always thought vomiting was more of a "Blergh." :D

I have to admit, "hermaphrodite" is a better mpreg explanation than all the ass-babies I've seen. One has to wonder how Jack missed noticing that he has an extra opening, though...

What is up with these people being so horrified at someone vomiting? Surely with the lack of modern medicine or even modern food storage and preparation, puking must have been a regular occurance.

“It be OK, love. We’ll be a-figurin all this out, I promise ye, me fluffy bunnikins. Aarrrr!” *snort!*

p0wdermonkey March 12 2008, 12:34:28 UTC

Yeah, they really worry about vomiting. In part 2 Jack even feels bad about the bucket he pukes in. Poor bucket.

Hermaphrodite Jack could be a neat idea if only there was something to justify and develop it. Sadly, it gets substituted by an even worse explanation in part 2.

justawench March 12 2008, 17:32:26 UTC

PS - use <> around img src="pic address" to get the pic to show up. Pic address being of course the address you find when you right click on the pic in the userinfo and go to Properties.

p0wdermonkey March 12 2008, 17:44:00 UTC

It worked! Thank you!

The mind boggles... dharma_slut March 12 2008, 20:50:32 UTC

How many ass-babies have you seen?

Nevermind, I shouldn't have asked.

Re: The mind boggles... justawench March 12 2008, 21:13:13 UTC

I think most are usually delivered by caesarian, but I assume since that's how they got there...

I don't like mpreg, but sometimes, the trainwreck - you can't look away.

Re: The mind boggles... dharma_slut March 12 2008, 23:18:11 UTC

Geeze, that brings up an other thing-- you'd think Barbossa would have noticed where he was sticking it!

Re: The mind boggles... justawench March 13 2008, 03:15:25 UTC

I can come up with way more excuses for that than for how Jack failed to notice the peculiarities of his own anatomy.

Okay, now I'm wondering about all kinds of things. Isn't Jack's age a bit advanced for that kind of reproduction? ;D

Re: The mind boggles... p0wdermonkey March 13 2008, 10:38:13 UTC

I'm just wondering:
Did he have periods?

Re: The mind boggles... justawench March 13 2008, 16:33:59 UTC

That was one of the many things I wondered.

Re: The mind boggles... p0wdermonkey March 13 2008, 10:39:40 UTC

Verily you have an icon for every occasion! Nice!

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