We've already had lion porn; it was far worse than this, agreed. That said, this was still awful.
Yes, the color is off in a few places. It happens, especially after the troubles I've been having with the new formatting the site has. I'm just glad it didn't all come out green.
Vexen/Scar. Huh. No, I can't say I've heard of that one. I'll have to check and see (though I have a fairly tight sporking schedule these days, and I feel like a bit of a spork-monster, gobbling up all the badfics before anyone else has a chance to do something hilarious with them.)
Yes, I miss the old format. The spacing always mussed up, but at least it kept my dear, sweet colours.
Yes, I loved writing Scar. It helped that he and I are so alike; ego-bloated, preening, power-mad ponces with delusions of grandeur.
This one wasn't as bad as some of the others. Really, it was just some bishi who happened to be named Scar. It's not as bad as Kooshball or Pete and Kai-
YAYYOUUPDATED! Made my day! (...now I need to update too because otherwise I feel like a slouch.) Scar is my favourite sporker ever. See? See? History Monks! They’re trying, but stitching the timeline back together takes effort!
Axel: On the flip side, it was absolutely terrifying when he would lunge at the Heartless with his Keyblade in his teeth and try to tear their throats out while in human form. THIS. <3
Sora: I’m sure it’s five o’clock somewhere. It’s always five o’clock in badfic.
Scar: *roflmao* Kairi: Terrible guilt wracked him all through his ‘Ha-ha, the King is dead’ party. *Can’t help saying it.* The King is dead! Long live the King!
Axel: Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time. Sora:… No way. Really? I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR.
Sora: Yeah, what about- *record scratch* Sora:… No. Kairi: They’re not- Sora:… No! Scar: *look of utter terror* They wouldn’t- Sora: No! Axel: But they- Little-known fact: this was pretty much what I thought reading Titian Heat the first time around.
Miss, I updated the day after the last one. The mods vanished, however, and I was stuck in the queue for a month. Then I announced that I would be posting my sporks on my journal, only for the mods to reappear. Irony.
Scar is indeed my favourite sporker after Lexaeus and Isa, and the Time-Travel hijinx are actually the beginning to an epic story that shall span the next few sporks.
1) working on the fanart.
2) So badfics are in Ohio?
3) Or, as some say, 'No King! No King! La-la-la-la-la-la-la!'
4) Spoiler alert! It was his sled.
5) Mine too. Why do they always....?
6) I was put off by the fire-hose orgasm, myself. But I don't think the fandom will be stalking either of us, given that you're a girl and I have sideburns; the two things that fanbrats hate.
This was stuck in the queue for a month? Wow. That's pretty bad. o.o
1) ...well, since I wasn't going to go to Biology anyway... *Starts scribbling.*
2) Well, where else can the authorities be so bad at their jobs wihout getting fired? I apologise to any Ohioans out there. Please don't kill me. I bet that once they all graduate from those bad High School AU's they just move to Ohio or something to clear the way for the next generation of bad High School AU's.
3) To be the Guy, you have to kill the Guy.
4) Just watch. In twenty years or something when they do a remake of Sixth Sense, they'll turn it into a "Not His Sled"-moment just to spite us Sporkers and we're going to have to find something else to reference.
5) "Because they want us to suffer" is too obvious an answer, isn't it? Fiddlesticks.
6) Pffft. You call that a "fire-hose orgasm"? You have seen nothing. I quote: "Suddenly the Chocobo cums, shooting Tifa 3 feet away." Yes, it said "Chocobo", yes, it said "Tifa", yes, it said "3 feet". This is actually the least
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6) The firehose was not in this one. Said hose belonged to Pete. Also, I know the Tifa/Chocobo fic. Also, yes, it does it the ladies much harder. It seems that, with the gentlemen, they at least try to play it off as sexy or romantic, and the rape subtext is unintentional. With the poor, unfortunate womenfolk... they just get raped. And it's supposed to be sexy. And it's not. Perhaps You should all invest in false moustaches.
As far as some of the fics I've seen sporked, this wasn't one of the worst, the images in my head however from it may have caused me some degree of mental trauma though, in particular anatomically correct for a lion human!Scar, which just gives me bad images in the style of ThunderCats. Tifa, if there's any way you could give me a shot of vodka and brain bleach I would be much obliged.
"Scar: I think I’m going back to Hell, where things made sense. Goodbye. *slinks out*" With permission I would like to use this as my new departure quote from my English class.
Yes, actually, the sex in this fic wasn't terrible (they remembered the lube, huzzah!) but, as the rating says, most of the terrible bits are in the characterizations of Scar and Sora (and the implication that Riku had a fling with Jafar). But, as Lovecraft realized long ago, the human mind can conjure up horrors that no real image can ever hope to match.
And, yes, you can quote me on your way out the door.
All good points, but there were only three in Kingdom Hearts. That and, as Scar pointed out, it still worked; the only thing that shook them off in the end was an otherworldly being weilding an ancient relic of untold power.
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Also you're missing colour on a few Axel comments.
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Yes, the color is off in a few places. It happens, especially after the troubles I've been having with the new formatting the site has. I'm just glad it didn't all come out green.
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LJ formatting is a hellish beast to wrestle with. I am pretty sure the copy html has become the very best addon ever since lj pulled this fuckery.
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Yes, I miss the old format. The spacing always mussed up, but at least it kept my dear, sweet colours.
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This one wasn't as bad as some of the others. Really, it was just some bishi who happened to be named Scar. It's not as bad as Kooshball or Pete and Kai-
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Wait.
What?
Pete and WHO?
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Well, at least they were both alive. It can't be worse than Beach Play, right?
...Right?
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Scar is my favourite sporker ever.
See? See? History Monks! They’re trying, but stitching the timeline back together takes effort!
Axel: On the flip side, it was absolutely terrifying when he would lunge at the Heartless with his Keyblade in his teeth and try to tear their throats out while in human form.
THIS. <3
Sora: I’m sure it’s five o’clock somewhere.
It’s always five o’clock in badfic.
Scar: *roflmao*
Kairi: Terrible guilt wracked him all through his ‘Ha-ha, the King is dead’ party.
*Can’t help saying it.* The King is dead! Long live the King!
Axel: Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time.
Sora:… No way. Really?
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR.
Sora: Yeah, what about-
*record scratch*
Sora:… No.
Kairi: They’re not-
Sora:… No!
Scar: *look of utter terror* They wouldn’t-
Sora: No!
Axel: But they-
Little-known fact: this was pretty much what I thought reading Titian Heat the first time around.
Axel: Ew, does he still have a cat tongue ( ... )
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Irony.
Scar is indeed my favourite sporker after Lexaeus and Isa, and the Time-Travel hijinx are actually the beginning to an epic story that shall span the next few sporks.
1) working on the fanart.
2) So badfics are in Ohio?
3) Or, as some say, 'No King! No King! La-la-la-la-la-la-la!'
4) Spoiler alert! It was his sled.
5) Mine too. Why do they always....?
6) I was put off by the fire-hose orgasm, myself. But I don't think the fandom will be stalking either of us, given that you're a girl and I have sideburns; the two things that fanbrats hate.
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1) ...well, since I wasn't going to go to Biology anyway... *Starts scribbling.*
2) Well, where else can the authorities be so bad at their jobs wihout getting fired? I apologise to any Ohioans out there. Please don't kill me.
I bet that once they all graduate from those bad High School AU's they just move to Ohio or something to clear the way for the next generation of bad High School AU's.
3) To be the Guy, you have to kill the Guy.
4) Just watch. In twenty years or something when they do a remake of Sixth Sense, they'll turn it into a "Not His Sled"-moment just to spite us Sporkers and we're going to have to find something else to reference.
5) "Because they want us to suffer" is too obvious an answer, isn't it? Fiddlesticks.
6) Pffft. You call that a "fire-hose orgasm"? You have seen nothing. I quote: "Suddenly the Chocobo cums, shooting Tifa 3 feet away." Yes, it said "Chocobo", yes, it said "Tifa", yes, it said "3 feet". This is actually the least ( ... )
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Also, yes, it does it the ladies much harder. It seems that, with the gentlemen, they at least try to play it off as sexy or romantic, and the rape subtext is unintentional. With the poor, unfortunate womenfolk... they just get raped. And it's supposed to be sexy. And it's not.
Perhaps You should all invest in false moustaches.
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"Scar: I think I’m going back to Hell, where things made sense. Goodbye. *slinks out*"
With permission I would like to use this as my new departure quote from my English class.
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And, yes, you can quote me on your way out the door.
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