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reynard531 October 17 2011, 02:24:23 UTC
As usual this was a good spork. But as for this:

Scar: I’d be about on par with Ed.
Sora: Says the guy who thought that three hyenas could control a pride of lions forever.
Scar: It worked, didn’t it?

I know there were three named hyenas, but the "Be prepared" number showed a real army of them, and to be honest, an army of hyenas is nothing to laugh at, even for a pride of lions.

Consider this, hyenas are extremely aggressive animals by nature, and believe it or not, have the strongest bite strength of any land mammal, greater than even the lion or tiger. In fact, if given the opportunity, hyenas can crush elephant or giraffe bones in their teeth. They are also fully capable of ripping your limbs off and decapitating you, which some other top predators, like, say, a wolf, is not physically capable of doing.

These facts, combined with the fact that they are highly trainable, is what gives the theory that the famous Beast of Gevaudan (a creature responsible for a large number of "werewolf" attacks in France several centuries ago, seriously brutal attacks on women and children including torn limbs and decapitation) was a hyena that escaped from some noble's collection and might have been trained by the man that supposedly killed it.

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plotmaster October 17 2011, 05:27:02 UTC
All good points, but there were only three in Kingdom Hearts. That and, as Scar pointed out, it still worked; the only thing that shook them off in the end was an otherworldly being weilding an ancient relic of untold power.

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