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WTF Baron-Cohen?
So, I just took this test, that's taken from Simon Baron-Cohen's book The Essential Difference: Men, Women and the Extreme Male Brain. Now this guy, he's like a big time professor at Cambridge and he heads up the university's Autism Research Center and everything, so obviously he knows his shit. He still says in his book not to take the tests too ( Read more... ) -
Fic: "Unspeakable"
Fandom: Harry Potter & NCIS
Title: Unspeakable
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Tony/Harry
Warnings: None really. Rating appropriate content.
Spoilers: Takes place Season 4 of NCIS, post-books for Harry Potter
Word Count: ~36000
Notes: Absolutely no idea where this crossover came from. But I am far, far too lazy to actually post 15 chapters on LJ. So, hyperlink it ( Read more... ) -
Year Five
So, this is the dealine I set for myself. I thought five years would be more than long enough, but I'm starting to think I'm going to be stuck with him in my head for the rest of my life.
I'm not sure that'd be such a bad thing, really.
I mean, I'm pretty much okay now. I don't think about him every day, like I used too. Every single thing doesn't ( Read more... ) -
So, My Mom's Recently Become Obsessed With Facebook
And she has this thing, where she likes to post a joke a day on her wall.
For some reason, she thought that I would make a good sounding board.
Mom: What do you call two Mexican's playing basketball?
Me: Hmm?
Mom: Juan-on-Juan.
Me: ...Okay...
Mom: What? That's cute!
Me: That's racist.
Mom: Okay, what about this? What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
Me: What?
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...Interesting...
So, my brother's first 'love' got hit by a car and killed. (I use quotation marks because she was emotionally and physically abusive and I threatened to shoot her the next time I saw her.) I understand why this would be upsetting James...but, I'm really not all that bothered by it. The damned bitch took my niece from me. Brianna's better off with ( Read more... ) -
Fic: "Absolut"
God, how long has it been since I've written anything?
Fandom: Numb3rs
Title: Absolut
Rating: R
Pairing: Don/Charlie
Warnings: Incest, angst, underage sex, addiction, and language (in my mind, Don's got the stereotypical cop mouth).
Spoilers: Counterfeit Reality
Word Count: ~5000
Notes: You should keep in mind I've only seen seasons one and two, so season ( Read more... ) -
Okay
Four years. I think I'm getting better at handling this. -
Thing 2!!!
Nephew numero dos!
He is adorable! But, of course he is, he's probably got some of my genes in there somewhere. ^_~
Unlike his brother, who woke us up before dawn, this one didn't decide to become active until like 8 o'clock at night. ...And then made us wait until ten the next morning to finally grace us with his presence.
I have a feeling this one's ( Read more... ) -
Note To Self:
Bang your head against the wall...
I'm currently terrified of mirrors... It's not my fault though. No, it's my mother's for getting the damn movie!
Okay, see I actually have to be very careful of what I read or watch. Most people, they can read and watch anything they want, explore the X-rated scenes of the internet, whatever, right? Because sure, ( Read more... )