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Voicemail
This is Emmett. You know what to do. You know where to do it. You know you want to. Come on. Give it to me. Thaaaat's right. -
Room 514: Monday evening
"A boy like that, he'd kill your bro--" Emmett was singing along with the film, but directed at Audrey's bowl (he'd run out of Hepburn, comma, A, and had moved onto Wood, comma N), when his cell rang. His goldfish blurbled at him like she wondered why he was staring at the number on the screen; that'd be because it was his own. The one that went ( Read more... ) -
The Wall Behind Harpy Cabin, Noonish
Picture this like the teaser shot of a television show: suggestive noises coming from somewhere offscreen as the camera pans along the ground, where anyone with tracking skills might notice evidence of two pairs of shuffling feet making an awkward, fumbling path toward the wall of one of the cabins. Or, you know, anyone with eyes; it would be hard ( Read more... ) -
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Killer Tomato A-4, Tuesday night
"Heartfelt but traumatizing family movies about lost, orphaned clownfish are all well and good, Audrey," said Emmett to the black goldfish looking over at him...sort of... from the small bowl next to his bed. "But what kind of parent would I be if I didn't introduce you to the finer things in life, courtesy of the lovely lady you're named after ( Read more... ) -
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Home Ec ( Is Outrageous!)
Hooking Up
Water- slides
Magic & Support
Home Ec
Magic & Support Reserves
ASS Group
Hooking Up
Home Ec
Magic & Support Reserves
ASS Group
Hooking Up (Chuck)
Magic & Support (Raven)
Home Ec
Magic & Support
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School Building: A Certain Hallway
Emmett had been shoved into lockers (enjoyably and less so), stuffed into lockers, kicked into lockers and on one memorable occasion involving Crisco and a linebacker who thought he was funny, slid into a locker, but he'd never until today been yanked into one. By somebody already inside it ( Read more... ) -
Room 314, Sunday afternoon
Emmett hadn't been sleeping or hiding all weekend unlike some tentacled people -- that wasn't why he'd barely left his room.
He'd just discovered the closet! Monday morning he would understand the irony, but today, there were shiny, sparkly, stretchy things in it ( Read more... )
