Hey. It's April.

Leave a message. Or whatever.

April's phone had rung through a full verse and a half of the German death reggae song that was her ringtone before she managed to roll over in bed and grab the phone. "What?"

The voice on the other end of the line was chipper. "Hi, is this Miss Ludgate"Uh, yes," April said. She didn't get a lot of calls on her cell phone from people she didn't ( Read more... )

Oh, is it infopost season already? Let me just get on my special infoposting gloves and scarf.

( the genius )

Buying the gun was, really and truly, an honest mistake ( Read more... )

Sometimes April really hated that she'd decided to take community college classes, because today she had a freaking paper to write that was due at 8 AM tomorrow. As in Sunday. What kind of jerk teacher did that to people's weekends ( Read more... )

This is just a heads-up that I won't be around probably at all between tomorrow and Sunday, on account of heading out for a few days of exploring Strasbourg, Freiburg and maaaybe Frankfurt. (Though I've already been to that last one so it's up in the air.) I'm probs not going to bring my laptop and I don't anticipate having much time to fight with ( Read more... )

If you asked April, the beach was a pointless, stupid place during the day but a reasonably tolerable place to drink beer at night, as long as a.) she had pregamed and b.) it wasn't freezing. Fortunately, both of those criteria were being met tonight ( Read more... )

Yes, April had lugged her drum set onto the roof. You know why? Because reasonsActually it had all been a part of a very music video-esque dance routine, but the point was that there was a drum set up there as well as an April, a three-legged pitbull and a cat, and the April and the drum set were collaborating while Joni and Cliff curled up to ( Read more... )

Gosh, we have multiple actual newbies even if one of them is my best friend, so maybe I should make this a post of actual info instead of gifs.

I mean, there are gonna be gifs too. I'm not a monster.

( ''Victor had an erection?'' ''I prefer 'man reaction.''' )

All things considered, that had been a pretty fun weekendOkay, so sans gremlin bite, it was unlikely that April would have made those same choices: bondage kind of seemed like a lot of work as a precursor to sex, and if she was going to hook up with someone, she'd rather just skip the middle step and get right to the good part. But it had still ( Read more... )