The Gun Vending Machine Outside The Perk | Sunday Afternoon

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Buying the gun was, really and truly, an honest mistake

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[nomeatvirgin]

And here Ron had just been going on an afternoon stroll towards the butcher's store. Maybe have a burger. Enjoy his life as a private citizen.

But he just couldn't let some things go.

"It is," he said, raising his voice, "The only lunch you will ever need, if used correctly."

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April looked up from dubiously examining the gun to look at Ron. "Maybe if I could cook," she granted. "You know how to use one of these?"

Ahahaha.

[nomeatvirgin]

"My mother taught me this when I was four years old," Ron said. "The fact that yours did not reflects poorly on her."

He meant so kindly!

[hatesmoststuff]

"I'm pretty sure mine wouldn't have the first clue how," April pointed out. "Is it important?"

She knew she didn't think so, but was curious what Ron had to say about it. Because pre-canon.