[Accidental Voice Post]

[Noises of someone clanking around in a kitchen, and turning pages in book] Let's see here...eggs are the easiest to make, are they? Well, now that I know scrambled eggs...Boiled eggs looks like it takes far too long, so lets skip that. Sunny side up looks--ugh, runny. Scotch eggs look horribly unhealthy, and steamed eggs? ( Read more... )

...I am rather lonely and bored at the moment.

--EXCEPT I AM NOT. Who is putting words in my mouth ( Read more... )

I refuse to answer any more of your foolish questions! Some people don't know what's their business and what's not!

Not even Adell or Father came through with all these people...hmph. So much for the only good side of this stupid curse.

...Time to go find someplace that isn't so infested.

♪
Isn't it nice to know
That good will conquer evil?
The truth we all believe'll by and by
Outlive a lie
For you and I~
♪ ♥Good evening, my wonderful citizens! Isn't it nice to see the City's citizens full of life and vigor for the quests of their hearts? It fills me with such joy to see you all so enamored with pursuits of love, splendor, and ( Read more... )

...Does the city get a kick out of making half of it's citizens into vicious killers at least once a month, or is it just me noticing that?

--Not that that's a bad thing of course. Just inconvenient. I sound more and more human every day... It makes me wonder why some people haven't campaigned for Overlord here. All you have to do is beat the ( Read more... )

Only one of the hearts with my name on it is true. Honestly, how can someone mistake my father with me? As great as his achievements are...I certainly can't take credit for his title or his slaughter.

Other than that, none of these secrets are too incredibly interesting. There's quite a few more murderers than I expected taking residence, though~ ( Read more... )

....I'm glad I'm not affected by this one. The last thing I need is some fur or feathers to go with my wings. I like my appearance as it is, thank you.

...And it would be unfortunate if some of the animals already went hunting. Though some probably have.

[private to self/hackable]

Things to do,

--Uncover details of human union contracts and use ( Read more... )

[PRIVATE TO CITIZENS//One hundred percent unhackable to Kline]

...

There is absolutely no way a binding legal contract can be made in the City just by looking at someone in their right eye, correct?

Absolutely none? I really need to know.
[/Private]

...What a day.

A poisoned apple, to those who stand in the way
It's the strategy, as promised
Betrayal and the like is not so wrong anymore
As the undead butterflies dance 'round with their black wings
Dance, you fools! In the banquet of massacres ( Read more... )

W..What!? Where are...

[a very manly shriek can be heard~!]

MY BODY! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BODY!? I HAVE PARTS MISSING AND PARTS THAT...T-T..--

YOU HORRIBLE CITY! Just wait until my Father hears about this...! I will never, ever forget this!

[huff,huff]

KLINE. I have something that is yours.