Eighteenth Cliche
Only one of the hearts with my name on it is true. Honestly, how can someone mistake my father with me? As great as his achievements are...I certainly can't take credit for his title or his slaughter.
Other than that, none of these secrets are too incredibly interesting. There's quite a few more murderers than I expected taking residence, though~ Maybe I should recruit some of you as vassals? Though without my title here, it'd be a bit useless...
At least the candy is good, right?