http://www.kottke.org/09/07/911-call-from-baby-and-other-adventures

this reminds me of a hilarious section of the pawleys island paper that we regularly read when I was at the beach, that included incidents similar to "man complains that the walgreens manager looked at her funny. 'It was not the first time' he said." and "a woman and her son had an ( Read more... )

( thoughts on finally finishing watching the wire (SPOILERS) )

 incorrect usage of the phrase "contrary to popular opinion ( Read more... )

 this is how annoying my doctor's office is: not only are they apparently incapable of figuring out how much you owe them all at one time, so that you end up getting a trickle of bills over several months (or, who knows! years) and you are never really sure that they are done billing you, but they also like to send you things that initially look ( Read more... )

 jon and I changed the fuel filter on my car today! exciting!

 "aw, damnit momma, adele's throwing up again."

also she has been telling my sister that she's being "difficult," and announcing when she is feeling "frustrated" about things.

 and now, a drunk guy hit my car last night while I was in class (luckily, he hit a jeep first so my car doesn't have much damage at all), and I had to wait 3 1/2 hours for the NOPD to show up to make the report (AND it was all cold, like, I think my feet are still cold from being out there for so long), AND I'm going to have to deal with insurance ( Read more... )

 why is everything so stressful! forever! all the time!

I wish I was a replicant and had unicorn memories and then at least my stress would be over things like if I was human or not and not if UT got my freaking transcripts, which is a much stupider thing to be stressed about.

taking a nap.

 http://mcsweeneys.net/links/monologues/6oregontrail.html

 two nerdiest christmas presents that I love: my vacuum cleaner, and my liddell & scott greek/english dictionary. also I had a dream last night that I realized I had skipped the first two greek classes. I have got to stop dreaming about school.