IY drabble set: I Won't Respect You in the Morning

[hardlyfatal]

So, I got inspired to write this as a reaction to all the schmoopified versions of Jakotsu/Bankotsu fics. Canon suggests that any sex between them would go rather like this, than anything else (IMO).

Rating: R
Length: each drabble is 200 words exactly
A/N to schmoopy J/B shippers: Eat it.

Comments

[houses7177]

Too. Funny. Don't know the characters but it was really amusing anyway.

[qem_chibati]

*giggles*

It does seem a much more plausible way, than many of the fluffy pieces for the pairing.

Definetly an interesting read. =D

[black_lavender]

Bwaha! I hadn't read these before. Delicious.

[rumdiculous]

God that was fabulous. I get really tired of seeing a fluffy version of that pairing.

[tareacel]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Oh my shit. That's fucking awesome.

Wow, compared to that, even mine are schmoopy. >.<;;;

I love it. It's such a refreshingly different take!! NO emotional attachment, NO romantic tension, NO dumbed-down sadism, and just...wow.

And you're right. If you go purely off of the anime/manga, this is pretty much what you get. You're the first person I've ever read who has never tried to come up with a backstory for them. Whether it be of the "fluffy-bunny-OMG-bff-cuteblushyBankotsu-and
-normalbutpervertedJakotsu" type that seems so prevalent with this fandom...**gag** or something more realistic, which is what I'm trying to do. Because it's so much more fun to delve into Jakotsu's various psychoses and try to come up with situations and reasons that spawned them, rather than just..soften them and will them away under the pretension of "Well, he's just a pervert". But perhaps that's just me.

At any rate, I <3 this. :)

~Tareacel

[hardlyfatal]

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it :) I wrote it as a response to all the horrifically schmoopily awful slash fics featuring our two sociopaths. How anyone gets blushing-bishies out of Jakotsu and Bankotsu is beyond me...

Thanks for reading :)

[tareacel]

Uggggggggggh

[hardlyfatal]

I don't think badly of anyone for what they want to write or read :)

I *hate* uke/seme stereotypes. HATE.