IY drabble set: I Won't Respect You in the Morning

[hardlyfatal]

So, I got inspired to write this as a reaction to all the schmoopified versions of Jakotsu/Bankotsu fics. Canon suggests that any sex between them would go rather like this, than anything else (IMO).

Rating: R
Length: each drabble is 200 words exactly
A/N to schmoopy J/B shippers: Eat it.

Comments

[tareacel]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Oh my shit. That's fucking awesome.

Wow, compared to that, even mine are schmoopy. >.<;;;

I love it. It's such a refreshingly different take!! NO emotional attachment, NO romantic tension, NO dumbed-down sadism, and just...wow.

And you're right. If you go purely off of the anime/manga, this is pretty much what you get. You're the first person I've ever read who has never tried to come up with a backstory for them. Whether it be of the "fluffy-bunny-OMG-bff-cuteblushyBankotsu-and
-normalbutpervertedJakotsu" type that seems so prevalent with this fandom...**gag** or something more realistic, which is what I'm trying to do. Because it's so much more fun to delve into Jakotsu's various psychoses and try to come up with situations and reasons that spawned them, rather than just..soften them and will them away under the pretension of "Well, he's just a pervert". But perhaps that's just me.

At any rate, I <3 this. :)

~Tareacel

[hardlyfatal]

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it :) I wrote it as a response to all the horrifically schmoopily awful slash fics featuring our two sociopaths. How anyone gets blushing-bishies out of Jakotsu and Bankotsu is beyond me...

Thanks for reading :)

[tareacel]

Uggggggggggh

[hardlyfatal]

I don't think badly of anyone for what they want to write or read :)

I *hate* uke/seme stereotypes. HATE.

[tareacel]

AMEN. HATE. In any fandom. NOBODY is ever so clear cut as they seem...unless they're written into a yaoi that way. Like Gravitation. **sigh** I'm sorry to say it but I don't think that Shuichi could ever be seme

[hardlyfatal]

Thanks so much! You're very kind :)

I hardly ever write slash, actually-- this and a bisexual threesome for Samurai Champloo is pretty much all I've ever done for putting the lads together. M/M romance and/or sex doesn't interest me all that much.

I *adore* Yuki, with the white-hot passion of a thousand suns. And I love Haru, too, but with Rin-- their relationship is just so beautiful to me. I adore the contrast between his calmness and her passion. There's something about his matter-of-fact love for her, and how much she needs him, that just melts me.

Though his childhood crush on Yuki is so cute :) Tiny!baby!Haru is fucking ADORABLE.

[tareacel]

Oh, he is. **grin

[hardlyfatal]

I dunno, I think staying with a nurturing type like Tohru or Haru would have ended up emotionally crippling Yuki, making him dependant on their protection. There would have been no impetus for him to be strong, since they would have been strong for him

[tareacel]

First off, I adore your icon. Hiro!!!!! **grin

[hardlyfatal]

Well, I have to sympathize with the FB mangaka-- it's her creation, her baby. If she doesn't want to make concessions for a part of the audience that she never intended to aim the plot toward (because I've always seen the "gay stuff" in FB as v. much tongue-in-cheek and joking, not at all serious) then she has that prerogative

[tareacel]

I'm not at all saying that I don't understand that it's her creation...her characters....even as a fanwriter, I get pissed watching other fanauthors butcher characters that, because of the time and effort I put into *my* stories with them, almost seem like my own. **sigh** And after 10+ stories, and extensive research and agonization trying to fill in holes in background *and* canon for *certain* characters...nobody can tell me that at least MY versions aren't *mine*. **shakes head** Anyway, (sorry, I've been writing a really sad part of an arc today, and it's getting to me) I understand that she has all creative rights. ...But she could have handled it more...diplomatically. I mean, she threw everything back in the faces of the yaoi fans she backlashed against...said things that were easily construed as insulting...**sigh** It's not that she did it, it's *how* she did it. **shrug

[hardlyfatal]

I don't know if I'd ever write it, the past year has supposedly been for me writing original work I can get published but... feh. It's not going all that well. But I don't allow myself to write much fanfic because I'll get busy with than and neglect the original stuff. I know how I get :)

[tareacel]

I wish I could write original stuff. >.>

I dunno. I can spawn plots for other people's characters easier than anything...but I can NOT come up with my own characters from scratch. **shrug** I've tried, it just doesn't happen.

It *so* wouldn't take you long to write that story, though....**Grin**

**tempts**

~Tareacel

[hardlyfatal]

I wish I could write original stuff, too... it's just not working for me. Dammit. I suck.

[tareacel]

**HUG!***

Nonononono!!! You don't suck!!! You're really, really good!!!

Maybe the original stuff just isn't coming right now! Hell, I have times when my arc stuff won't come, and I have to write RP fluff. (roleplay, not real-person. >.<)

There are people that write worse original than you do fanfiction, and in the end, I think, it's better to write good ANYTHING than bad anything. I'm coming to love being a "good" fanfic writer. I mean, my stuff doesn't make me nauseous anymore. **grin** There are still other people's things I read, that I go "Whoa...I suck." I think everyone *always* does that. Because, until you get to a certain point, there's always gonna be *someone* who's better, at either fanfic or original. **HUG** But I think you're very good. **Grin** Like I told you originally, it takes a lot to get me to read het Furuba! Someone who "sucks" wouldn't have been able to pull it off. **Shakes head**

So no sucking! Just unblock yourself. Write Ouran. **GRIN**

<.< ...And let me read it. Cause after