First of all, the usual ( Read more... )

It happened, it actually happened.

My sister broke up with her boyfriend.

And y'know, I told this to my mom but, she made him ask her if she wanted to break up and she didn't say anything ( Read more... )

...Your little sister is getting more action than you are.

Seriously, I apologize for the TMI moment but, goddammit here.

She's 15 and her boyfriend's already got her changin' things.

If you catch my drift.

....my ex never had the magic fingers ( Read more... )