I saw a link to a Polish webpage about Jared Padalecki, and instead of just staring at the pretty picture and the funny words, I bugged sutlers to be my personal translator. The website is here, and the translation is under the cut.

( Sutlers: I may have added the gigantor bit, but it really does say the equivalent of crushed. )

This isn't a WIP amnesty. I realize that I have a lot of WIPs but mostly they just hang out in a file until I can find a use for them. Works pretty well that way. But hey, posting snippets is fun.

( Supernatural and The Beatles; a cut scene from Beach Blanket Poltergeist, when it was Wincest fic; Dean and John during the Stanford years; something entitled Dead Dean on my hard drive. )

Title: Thermopylae
Author: hansbekhart
Rating: PG
Summary: “So there’s this guy named Xerxes, and he’s pretty much the ruler of the world.”
Notes: This story came up in my Philosophy class the other day and what can I say? I am a nerd was inspired. Any errors in the retelling are my own fault. I guess this could be called a Night Shifter coda but really ( Read more... )

Title: I See You Better In the Dark
Author: hansbekhart
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The first time is horrible, of course. Drunken fumbling. Have to be drunk for something like that, so they pick up some Wild Turkey and match shots until they stop thinking that this, this is something they can never, ever unknow. Never undo.
Notes: This is the third part of a ( Read more... )

Couple days ago, I did that meme where you continue one of your stories at some point in the future or the past, and hey, that was really fun. I was so pleased with the drabble for Ruddy With the Light that it'll be included in the sequel, yay! So consider it a cookie.

( Ruddy With the Light )

Title: Ruddy With the Light
Author: hansbekhart
Rating: PG-13
Summary: And yeah, Sammy’s here, however long that’ll last, and he’s got the car and the road and that’s been enough for as long as he’s been counting but god, he wishes Dad was here so badly sometimes that it’s like a physical wound, an actual literal missing limb that’s open and oozing and never ( Read more... )

Title: The Miner’s Lamp
Author: hansbekhart
Rating: PG-13 (adult situations, swearing)
Summary: The second time that Sam Winchester falls in love, it’s sudden, abrupt. There are no roses and Sam’s been wearing the same t-shirt for a solid week. He won’t realize what has happened for months. (Sam/Dean)
Notes: For moveablehistory. Fic drive for charity, natch. She ( Read more... )

So tvm was drunk and voiceposting about Sam and Dean blowjobs and sandwiches and hey, I was charmed. Under the cut is a little over 500 words of pure, unadulterated porn and sandwiches, although not together. Pee is one thing, food is another, guys.

( I can't even pick a cut tag because all of it is just filthy. )

Title: And the Midget Was the Baby Daddy (Sam/Dean)
Author: hansbekhart
Rating: NC-17 (explicit sex, dirty talk, mention of water sports and R Kelly's alleged video escapades. This is a really filthy fic, guys.)
Summary: Sam and Dean, trapped in a closet. And then Dean pulls out his gun!
Notes: You know, this started off really nice, with metaphors and ( Read more... )

Title:Hey Dad Speaking of Driving
Author: hansbekhart
Rating: NC-17 (Sam/Dean)
Summary: The Impala shakes a little as Sam slams Dean into the side of it, his fist wrapped around the front of Dean’s t-shirt.
Notes: This would probably have been more appropriate three weeks ago, but life sorta interfered. Takes place immediately after 2x02, Everybody Loves a ( Read more... )