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Nov 09, 2006 14:13

Title: And the Midget Was the Baby Daddy (Sam/Dean)
Author: hansbekhart
Rating: NC-17 (explicit sex, dirty talk, mention of water sports and R Kelly's alleged video escapades. This is a really filthy fic, guys.)
Summary: Sam and Dean, trapped in a closet. And then Dean pulls out his gun!
Notes: You know, this started off really nice, with metaphors and ( Read more... )

supernatural, fanfiction

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myniamh November 9 2006, 23:58:09 UTC
tries to flick the spider onto Dean. Dean doesn’t flinch, but he’s a mutant and it’s his fault that they’re trapped in a motherfucking closet XD

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hansbekhart November 10 2006, 01:57:59 UTC
XD! Thanks for reading!

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pheebs1 November 10 2006, 00:20:35 UTC
ok not only was this hot, but I'm laughing so hard at the banter! R Kelly references *dies*. Mythbusters references!! *loves*

It all sorta sounds like weeble weeble wobble I’m a dirty vagina.”
HEEEEEE.

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hansbekhart November 10 2006, 01:58:25 UTC
**giggles like crazy** Thank you so much! I had a lot of fun writing it.

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la_folle_allure November 10 2006, 00:56:12 UTC
*IS FUCKING DYING* LMAO!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!! BEST FUCKING FUCKING IN THE HISTORY OF FUCKING!!!

*loves on you like MAD*

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hansbekhart November 10 2006, 01:59:15 UTC
**loves on you BACK** Eheheheh, I totally cracked myself up with this one, and then felt like an idiot, laughing at my own jokes. But yay! Glad you liked it!!

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la_folle_allure November 10 2006, 02:08:28 UTC
lol, your jokes win man. Like, no joke, I was dying times a trillion lol

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hansbekhart November 11 2006, 19:22:18 UTC
YAYEIWIN!

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gekizetsu November 10 2006, 01:22:50 UTC
R Kelly and weeble weeble and Mythbusters. LOVED IT.

Someone could tell him that back in 2000, Dean was down in Florida, fucking with hanging chads and voter lists, and Sam would only shrug.

::dies::

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hansbekhart November 10 2006, 01:59:52 UTC
Eeee! Icon! **pinches its cheeks**

Thank you so much!

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__rini November 10 2006, 01:34:32 UTC
I'd never watched those R Kelly vids before, but... I had to because you linked it. I cannot believe I watched even five of them. No more after the sixth one, I swear...

This is six billion kinds of awesome. Dean randomly quoting R Kelly in order to get the right password? weeble weeble dirty vagina, weeble weeble whiny bitch? Mythbusters? And the last line? SO FUNNY.

And yeah, freaking hot. *loves this a lot*

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hansbekhart November 10 2006, 02:01:49 UTC
Dude, my friends actually bought the video. We had to go all over town for it, too. And we all sat there for like, TWO HOURS with our mouths hanging open. IT GOES ON AND ON AND HE DOES ALL THE VOICES AND THE MIDGET IS THE BABY DADDY.

But hah! You KNOW Dean watches the Discovery Channel. And actually looks online to see if the Mythbuster guys are dating. Thanks for reading!

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