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[hansbekhart]

Title: And the Midget Was the Baby Daddy (Sam/Dean)
Author: hansbekhart
Rating: NC-17 (explicit sex, dirty talk, mention of water sports and R Kelly's alleged video escapades. This is a really filthy fic, guys.)
Summary: Sam and Dean, trapped in a closet. And then Dean pulls out his gun!
Notes: You know, this started off really nice, with metaphors and

Comments

[janissa11]

Bwah! Love!

[hansbekhart]

Hah! Thanks so much!

[ginnytonnick]

Loved the story, but the chat bit at the end had me choking on laughter. Excellent.

[hansbekhart]

Ahaha, I'm glad to hear it - I was clutching my head by the end of this, so I'm happy to hear it works. Thanks so much for reading!

[dev_earl]

Dean doesn’t flinch, but he’s a mutant and it’s his fault that they’re trapped in a motherfucking closet

“I can’t understand anything you say. It all sorta sounds like weeble weeble wobble I’m a dirty vagina.”

Dean rolls his eyes and brings his hand up to his face, as if he’s making shadow puppets. “Weeble weeble dirty vagina,” he quacks. “Weeble weeble whiny bitch.”

Bwahahahahaha. Priceless. :D

[hansbekhart]

Weeble weeble ;). Thanks so much for reading!

[culturegeek76]

This was awesome. No, really. It broke me out of my "I'm not commenting even if a story is great" phase.

I'm not a perv or anything, but now I think I need to read a story where either a)Sam begs Dean to pee on him or b) Dean tries to convince Sammy to let him. I'm not saying it has to happen... it's just that now that they've left the closet, Sam has started to think about it. Or Dean. Just the conversation they'd have. Hee hee. Just a discussion on the pros and cons of watersports. Tee hee.

This is a new low. Thinking about the boys peeing on eachother. It's all your fault. Just like Dean and the hanging chads - it's Hansbekhart and the pee!fic

[hansbekhart]

.... I'm glad to hear this broke you out of your not commenting phase, because I think this could possibly be one of the most AWESOME comments I've ever gotten. Although god, the thought of being known for "the pee!fic." HAH! The thought of more pee!fic will drive my beta wild ... the entire time I was writing it, she was going "PEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" at me in AIM. **facepalm** But anyway, thanks so much for reading and commenting! Glad you enjoyed it ;).

[hansbekhart]

I watched the ENTIRE THING. I think there's like, 17 chapters and it's meant to be part one. I mean, it ends on a cliffhanger. It's MESSED UP. Thanks for reading!