It's a long video blog this week. He talks and talks for quite some time, about pretty much anything his mind can latch onto for more than ten seconds. Anything but the things he feels like he's spending all his time actually thinking about. Eventually, he decides he ought to answer the latest question he's gotten from his therapist - he hasn't ( Read more... )

"...Siblings? I guess it's no surprise that I don't have any. If I did, well, surely you'd all know about them? They'd be almost as awesome as me, just by virtue of being related to me. (I'd still be the most awesome, of course. Due to being me.)"

He pauses. Runs a hand through his hair, looking... oddly thoughtful."I'm an only child. Born and ( Read more... )

Truth: What is the best prank you've ever pulled? or Dare: Go out on Mischief Night ( Read more... )

The camera flicks on. With the backdrop of the Command Centre more obvious than usual, Captain Hammer smiles back at his audience. He's wearing a tuxedo, the bow tie loose, as if he's just stopped midway through something very important involving a leggy blonde, Champagne, and a bucket of ice. Naturally, he looks incredibly at ease, and unusually ( Read more... )

Truth: Discuss the most frightening moment of your life to date. or Dare: Call someone you haven't talked to in at least six months.

( Captain Hammer's Vastly Superior Blog: Fear )

Now that's more like it, Captain Hammer thinks, as he settles down to make another video blog post. No more ridiculous questions filled with emotional traps. This one is much easier. Much more... appropriate. Perhaps his therapist is feeling less vindictive this time around ( Read more... )

When Captain Hammer looks at this week's Meaningful Discussion Question of Therapeutic Doom - as he's taken to calling them, when no one's looking - he thinks, once again, that perhaps his therapist is trying to give him another breakdown. Surely the whole point is to make him *not* go slowly insane ( Read more... )

Another week, another video post. And another ridiculous question from his therapist. Ah well. It doesn't look like anyone noticed last time. And with every day, he gets better at hiding it."Well, hello again. It's good to see so many of you coming back. And a wise decision, too, for today, I answer another meaningful question sent in by one of my ( Read more... )

The video feed activates. Trademark smile in place, Captain Hammer stares out at his audience."Ah, there you are. Glad you could join me. No doubt you have found your way here via one of my many legions of admirers. And right they are, to admire me. For I am admirable in every way. Gone are the days of my... unfortunate absence. I am here to tell ( Read more... )