-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 23 --

[hamburellakind]

[The video feed starts out harmlessly enough. It's just John in his room, sitting on his bed. He is looking weirdly gleeful, though.]Hi guys! So I don't know who knows this but today is Nicolas Cage's birthday! For those of you who don't know who he is, Nic Cage is God's gift to human cinema basically the best thing to happen to my young life

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[itsahotone]

[DEAR SWEET LORD WHY IS THAT FACE THERE]

Oh my god, are you trying to give us all nightmares?

[itsahotone]

[Dear god, so much terror all over the place.]

I don't know who that is, you know. But whatever, this sounds like something I should see.

[hamburellakind]

It is!

[itsahotone]

[Heavy sigh.]

Fine. If I'm gonna live through this, you best have some breadsticks waiting for me.

[hamburellakind]

Uh. Okay!

[Is that some phallic thing or...?]

[itsahotone]

[Oh, John.

She's there soon enough. Sigh.]

[hamburellakind]

[John grins when he sees Santana enter, waving from his place in front of one of his favorite posters.] Come in!

[itsahotone]

[Aaaaand Santana immediately wonders why the hell she's here.]

Oh my god, the faces...

[hamburellakind]

Huh? What's wrong?

[Who couldn't love this face?]

[itsahotone]

How do you not get nightmares from those pictures? Why is he covered in bees? Where's my food?

[hamburellakind]

I'm...gonna take 'em down tonight.

[Cough.]

Oh, that's from Wickerman. You'll have to see it to get it! And there's bowls over there.

[He got...a lot of breadsticks. He wasn't sure what she wanted.]

[itsahotone]

Suuure you will, fanboy.

[But ooo, look; breadsticks! She overlooks the offerings, and once she's happy with at least some of them, she begins to gnaw.]

[hamburellakind]

[John turns his attention to the movie, mouthing Cage's lines along with him.]

[itsahotone]

[Munch munch. Why does she always end up hanging with dorks?]

This is boring so far, you know.

[hamburellakind]

We haven't gotten to the good parts, yet!

[itsahotone]

And you're so sure they're "good" parts why?