[The video feed starts out harmlessly enough. It's just John in his room, sitting on his bed. He is looking weirdly gleeful, though.]Hi guys! So I don't know who knows this but today is Nicolas Cage's birthday! For those of you who don't know who he is, Nic Cage is God's gift to human cinema basically the best thing to happen to my young life ( Read more... )

[John is on your screen, ladies and gentlemen. John does not know this. John is having some pretendy funtimes ( Read more... )

[So someone's getting pretty into music now. For no particular reason. Specifically this music. It's good stuff to practice his windy thing too. By dancing. Aaaand singing along.]

What you gon' do with all that junk ( Read more... )