[The video feed starts out harmlessly enough. It's just John in his room, sitting on his bed. He is looking weirdly gleeful, though.]Hi guys! So I don't know who knows this but today is Nicolas Cage's birthday! For those of you who don't know who he is, Nic Cage is God's gift to human cinema basically the best thing to happen to my young life ( Read more... )

[John would like to give his presents in person, for once. Having to ship them and stuff is actually kind of lame because you can't see their faces! So he does his best to meet up with people to give them their presents, but if he misses them they'll find them outside their rooms, wrapped in a less than professional manner.

( OOC List of Presents )

[Step one of awesome three way birthday party: round up the guests ( Read more... )

[John's a bit caught up in his whole Dave debacle, but that doesn't mean he forgot Jade's birthday. He'll just give her a proper party later.

For now, he's leaving her present outside her door. It's in a pretty giftbag with the following note attached:]

hey jade ( Read more... )

[John didn't necessarily mean to show of his roleplaying ability, but he's apparently going to.

By getting caught on tape while he runs around the halls of the mansion holding his arms out in front of him and going WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH. Kinda like this. I mean this.]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHOOOOWWWWOOOOOOSSSHHHHHH!

[So, somebody realized that there is one other perk to this chaos (other than fucking with his real, as fun as that is and it is amazingly fun). He can go and, you know, thank those reals who weren't totally awful to him when he was a real too for a little bit ( Read more... )

[So, having finally decided to make good on his hopbeast promise to Terezi, John finally returns to his room after a few days...well, not in the room his mirror infected with his cake fumes. It is only then that he sees his closet has been locked.

Oh. Okay.

Time to knock on Dave's door!]

Daaaaave! Why is there a lock on my closet?

so i guess we all have to fight, huh?
well, i'm up for it!
as long as nobody stabs me
i've had enough stabbing for one lifetime, probably
in fact if anyone stabbed me again
that would probably be
one too many
so
no stabbing but i'll totally fight you if you want to go!
friendly skirmishes all up in here