009 - Pamphlet?

[halfblooded_git]

Hogwarts is a school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

If I see any of your detestable faces there, you had better have a good reason for visiting. Unless you are a student or a faculty member, you've no business being there.

In fact, I severely doubt any of you have the cranial capacity to even find the place.

And none of your homes sound the

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[bealright]

You shouldn't be so grumpy, sir!

[halfblooded_git]

And what business have you to tell me what I should be like?

[bealright]

I'm just offering good advice.

[halfblooded_git]

Who's to call it "good" advice?

I for one find it intrusive.

[browning_baby]

In a mood?

[halfblooded_git]

Miss Anita.

Somewhat. It's more or less irritating to listen to dozens of people prattle on about going to see this place and that, when I've no desire nor any means by which to do any sort of traveling whatsoever.

[browning_baby]

It's a bit irritating, but there's really notihng wrong with thinking about home, now is there?

I know I think about mine a lot.

[halfblooded_git]

Thinking is one thing.

Spreading that thinking over the Network to where it clogs up the somewhat rare but decent posts by actually intelligent people is going a tad too far.

...And what is your home like.

[seasidesky]

A school of magic! I bet that's where Merlin came from.

[halfblooded_git]

....

Tell me, do you take pride in simply blurting out the first idiotic thought that comes to your head?

[seasidesky]

... So what if I do?

[halfblooded_git]

So it reveals your lacking in what some might call "brains".

[darkest0knight]

Hogwarts? Really?

[halfblooded_git]

I believe that's what I wrote.

Your skepticism is anything but subtle.

[darkest0knight]

Didn't really mean it to be.

You know, in my world, Hogwarts is a made-up place in a book by some British lady.

[halfblooded_git]

How very fascinating.

Then perhaps it's a popular name. Regardless, I highly doubt there's the slightest similarity between my Hogwarts and your "made-up place".

[politely_wicked]

Oh, how interesting, a school for magic?

... Er, pardon my rudeness. My name is Ryou Bakura, and um.... My home is entirely uninteresting, and I will readily admit that my face is rather detestable. At least by some.

[halfblooded_git]

Mr. Bakura. At least you've the decency to introduce yourself, unlike the majority of people who seem to take delight in tormenting me with their agonizing presence.

...And yes, a school for magic.

[politely_wicked]

Well, er, I do hate to be agonizing, sir....

What sort of magic, if I may ask?

[halfblooded_git]

Do you? Now there's a change.

I'm not at particular liberty to discuss such.

[ooc: Means he's a lazy bastard who likes keeping people in the dark]