009 - Pamphlet?

[halfblooded_git]

Hogwarts is a school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

If I see any of your detestable faces there, you had better have a good reason for visiting. Unless you are a student or a faculty member, you've no business being there.

In fact, I severely doubt any of you have the cranial capacity to even find the place.

And none of your homes sound the

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[bealright]

You shouldn't be so grumpy, sir!

[halfblooded_git]

And what business have you to tell me what I should be like?

[bealright]

I'm just offering good advice.

[halfblooded_git]

Who's to call it "good" advice?

I for one find it intrusive.

[bealright]

General consensus says so!

People that are less grumpy live a longer life.

[halfblooded_git]

First of all, that's an entirely false assumption, but nice try there. Really.

Secondly, my life has ended. And I don't say that to be dramatic or to garner any sympathy. It's a stated fact.

...And I am not 'grumpy'. I am...realistic.

[bealright]

No, you're definately grumpy! Smile more, worry less. ♥

I think you need a hug.

[halfblooded_git]

...

...You will stay far away from me, girl.

[bealright]

...You don't have to be mean about it.

[halfblooded_git]

If being "mean" is what it takes for me to be left alone, then so be it.

I am not fond of being touched.

[bealright]

...Alright.

Could I at least bake you cookies?

[halfblooded_git]

You could. Whether or not I eat them (and I won't), is up for question.

I suggest you contact Professor Dumbledore. He seems to like cookies and that sort of thing.

[bealright]

Not even if they're baked with lo~ve? ♥

He doesn't need to be cheered up!

[halfblooded_git]

They're baked goods. Packing such a feeling as love into them would be a futile effort.

...Yes he does. Very much so. More than I do.

Your efforts would be better suited bothering him about this sort of nonsense.

[bealright]

I meant it figuratively! It means I put a lot of effort into making them just for you.

...but if you don't want any. [sigh]

I make good muffins though!

[halfblooded_git]

I don't see why you would bother. You barely even know who I am.

And no. I'm not particularly fond of sweets.