Here's a short story based on words suggested by
wyrm_chris . If it sucks it's all my fault of course.
Clever is so clever,
Is your cleverness enough?
Can you help this ageing rebel?
Do you really have the stuff?
Bet you don't have,
Bet your bread that you'll pass the buck instead.
Ken Nordine - Ageing Young Rebel
(
Have you heard about Hans? )