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[hades_mistress]

THE NEXT MAN TO COME NEAR ME IS GETTING HIS BALLS RIPPED OFF AND HAVING THEM FED TO HIM. GOT IT?

And if anyone so much as THINKS the h-u-g word, I will TORTURE them. With these sexy new heels I just bought with the money from that useless mass of flesh I just finished pummeling. The mass that was once MALE.

XALDIN. If I EVER see you again, I

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[ninjastar_gaze]

... I guess you too experienced this... whatever it was.

[hades_mistress]

Trust me, honey, saying I "experienced" it is like saying that men are dumb. It's obvious, a gross understatement, and not worth expounding on.

[ninjastar_gaze]

Well not all men ¬.¬ -shakes head- Well... someone's gotta know what's going on, right? We all didn't just become happy on our own.

[hades_mistress]

*raised eyebrow* Got an exception in mind? The 'why's can wait. I need some girl time.

...You like shoes, hun?

[endlessgrace]

Meg? *shocked* Did something happen to you?

[hades_mistress]

*Confused look* Who- Oh! Yuna, right?

*shakes head* Darlin', let's just say that I wasn't myself the past few nights.

[endlessgrace]

Yes, that's me. *small smile*

Not yourself? But... Then its not you to be cheery?

[hades_mistress]

*amused smirk* I'm afraid not, hun. I'm a sarcastic, bitter, man-hating bitch. *grin*

Hope that doesn't scare you away~.

[winterobsession]

-smug grin-

Feeling more like yourself?

[hades_mistress]

*looks at him with disgust*

...While normally I'd be shoving your testicles down your throat right about now, I do have to say... No, wait. You made me cry.

Get the fuck out of my journal before I return the favor, kay? *being generous*

[winterobsession]

Boohoo.

I tried to stop you two, didn't I?
And this is what comes of not listening.

But don't worry. It's not just you I'm looking down upon and chastising. Your -makes a face- loverboy, Xaldin, got an earful from me as well.

Do us all a favor - the next time you decide to "feeling" again, lock yourself in a closet. Or a dungeon. Or a basement. Whatever's handy.

[hades_mistress]

Oh please, Mister High-And-Mighty. Are you always this self-absorbed?

Loverboy? Please. I've had better lays from a bag of potato chips.

And thanks for looking out for us, Mom. Oh, Xaldie wants to play again! Can I, huh? Promise we won't close the door this time!

Hm, you might consider that for yourself. Are you pmsing?

Private to Meg

[windlancer]

As if you ever COULD lay a hand on me. I am tempted to see you, since I cannot find a better form of torture for you, though the mere sight of you will repulse me. You hardly have the capability to kill me, which is a DAMN shame since after having sex with you I no longer desire to live.

Re: Private to Meg

[hades_mistress]

OH PLEASE, pretty boy. Don't overestimate yourself. Then again, that seems to be the only thing you're good at.

Now get the fuck out of my journal before I find a way to reach through this thing and rip off your testicles over the interweb.

Re: Private to Meg

[windlancer]

Surely you're as idiotic as you are a pathetic mess of a woman. I am not in the least intimidated or threatened by you.

Overestimate myself? You damn woman, it was you who was so enthusiastic about it.

[[ooc: last line alludes to the night before. XD;; Xaldin felt completely disgusted after typing that, but wanted to say anything to make Meg incomfortable/angry]]

Re: Private to Meg

[hades_mistress]

Hm, apparently you can't seem to READ, either. Here, I'll spell it out for you. I. WANT. NOTHING. TO. DO. WITH. YOU. You don't believe I can hurt you? Your funeral.

I was under that fucking curse. I would have been enthusiastic about a god damn hairbrush if it had given me some attention. And YOU were the one who kissed ME.

((ooc: Meg's a little pissed... couldja tell? XDDD))

[savethekingdom]

Well, Port Royale is quite enjoyable right now... Maybe you would fancy a visit here? The ocean is enjoyable.

My name is Ashe, by the way. Pleasure to meet you.

[ooc; was that pleasantry overkill? :D]