THE NEXT MAN TO COME NEAR ME IS GETTING HIS BALLS RIPPED OFF AND HAVING THEM FED TO HIM. GOT IT?

And if anyone so much as THINKS the h-u-g word, I will TORTURE them. With these sexy new heels I just bought with the money from that useless mass of flesh I just finished pummeling. The mass that was once MALE.

XALDIN. If I EVER see you again, I ( Read more... )

This song is so my life right now!
Where have all the good men gone ( Read more... )

Macalania. Home? Hardly. But it's a place to stay. I was getting sick of all the people in Alexandria. Like wading through trash, but less fun.

Though, on a good note, I think I made a man cry yesterday. And it wasn't by kicking him in the balls.
Speaking of which, I got some new shoes.