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[hades_mistress]

THE NEXT MAN TO COME NEAR ME IS GETTING HIS BALLS RIPPED OFF AND HAVING THEM FED TO HIM. GOT IT?

And if anyone so much as THINKS the h-u-g word, I will TORTURE them. With these sexy new heels I just bought with the money from that useless mass of flesh I just finished pummeling. The mass that was once MALE.

XALDIN. If I EVER see you again, I

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[ninjastar_gaze]

... I guess you too experienced this... whatever it was.

[hades_mistress]

Trust me, honey, saying I "experienced" it is like saying that men are dumb. It's obvious, a gross understatement, and not worth expounding on.

[ninjastar_gaze]

Well not all men ¬.¬ -shakes head- Well... someone's gotta know what's going on, right? We all didn't just become happy on our own.

[hades_mistress]

*raised eyebrow* Got an exception in mind? The 'why's can wait. I need some girl time.

...You like shoes, hun?

[ninjastar_gaze]

Psh, a few. But they're all... different than most men, so I guess your opinion does lean towards the majority of guys. Hm, maybe for you they can, but I've got some disturbing images playing though my head of what I did, and I'd like to find out who the hell did it so I can rip out their throats.

... why?

[hades_mistress]

I'll have to wait for proof on that. You haven't got a monopoly on the disturbing mental images, hun. TRUST ME. But knowing how things work around here, it was some man's fault. Some stupid do-gooder who thought he was doing us a favor.

*sigh* Nevermind.

[ninjastar_gaze]

I swear, it depends on the type of boy... miss...? However bad yours are, I bet mine are just as bad.

-deadpan- What is it with you and men, if I may ask?

-blinks- Oh. Okay.

[hades_mistress]

Does it? I'll have to meet one of these exceptions. *smirk* Name's Megara. My friends call me Meg, or they would if I had any.
And hun, unless they involve... *cough* hugging and other... intimate relations, I'm afraid I've got you beat out on this one.

Can I help it if my standards are high?

[ninjastar_gaze]

I have a few examples, but I get the feeling they're not gonna be up your alley. Well then, Meg, nice to meet'cha. I'm Yuffie.

I think I beat you there, if yours don't include... spanking. -twitches-

Well, being hard to please can only lead to trouble, mind you.

[hades_mistress]

*grin*And what's that supposed to mean? Pleasure's all mine, I'm sure.

*laughs* Well... I think we came close a few times.

Or it can lead to amusement. Watching men wither beneatah your gaze is a pasttime I highly reccomend.

[ninjastar_gaze]

Well... they're... different. Oh, and they're both reapers.

Oh. Oh my.

Che, I wouldn't know. Men don't really fawn around me... Not that I want them to -hugg-

[hades_mistress]

Well, that's... unexpected.

*slight grimace* Again I stress the need for a vacation. A girls' night out, even.

Fawn? I meant cry, but sure. O.o

[ninjastar_gaze]

... yeah.

Pft, good luck with that.

Well, they've got to have some attraction to you to have to cry over you. Unless you mean... oh. -awkward silence-

[ooc: XD Meg kills me with cool]

[hades_mistress]

Reapers your normal choice for company?

I've been searching for spas online for an hour. Seems the best ones are back in that hell-pit, Alexandria. Ugh.

*grin* Too intense for you?

[ninjastar_gaze]

I mingle with them all. Got a problem with that?

What's wrong with Alexandria?

Che, as if. Just wondering what strange planet you come from.

[hades_mistress]

Not especially. Just never met a reaper who didn't want me dead. Then again, that may be entirely circumstantial.

I just left there to get away from the hordes of... men. But my choices seem to be a second-rate spa in Treno, or a first-rate one in Hell.
...I'll go with Hell.

You got a problem with that? *grin*

((ooc: OMG Yuffie! XD! *loves on her*))