.:.7.:. My office is not Puerto Rico.

[ha1cyon_days]

So last week there was a chupacabra in the vents above my office, but Ikkaku-san came to my rescue and together we managed to defeat the creature in fierce combat with a plastic trashcan and a pink fly swatter as our only weapons! It was epic

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[seamsmaster]

I have a spare handset you can have, until you get another. I'm not really into mobile phones, but they are sort of necessary nowadays, even with other technology..

Neural interface.. like Ghost in the Shell or something? Seems to bring a lot more problems than just accidentally phoning someone too much, but it's a pretty interesting concept.. ok, yes, it would be cool

[ha1cyon_days]

Ooh, Ishida-kun would let me borrow his spare phone? I appreciate it! I've been planning to buy a new one, there's a sparkly pink one I saw that I like a lot.

If you had a neural interface, you could use it to send e-mails too, I bet. The only problem would be maintaining it, since that would pretty much require open brain surgery, and that's just troublesome.

[seamsmaster]

Yes, no problem. I'll drop it across later. It's not pink and sparkly though.. honest

Uh huh. That would be troublesome.. and I don't even want to think about how you would go into maintanence of a direct neural interface.. hmm.

[ha1cyon_days]

That's very kind, thank you!

Maybe they'd make a panel on the side of your head so they wouldn't have to actually cut anything open. >.>

[x_im_ur_venus_x]

What's a chupacabra?

I've managed to pick up a few styles of dancing, but nothing note worthy, just the basics~

[ha1cyon_days]

Chupacabras are animals native to the Americas, that attack livestock and drain out all their blood. They classify as "xenobiology" because their existance hasn't been confirmed outside of eyewitness accounts and the blood-drained corpses of goats and sheep, etc. The one in my office happened to be bat-shaped.

What kind of dances do you know, Rangiku-san? :D

[x_im_ur_venus_x]

Ne, so like the Lockness Monster and the Adorable Snowman? ...eeew! Blood-drained corpses? They don't go after humans, do they...?

Hmm~? Hehe~ Well, square dancing, line dancing, the Jitterbug, waltz, a bit of tango, the Macarena~! Club dancing, but that's not really a style, is it?

[ha1cyon_days]

There aren't any documented cases of humans being attacked by chupacabras, but it's always better to be safe than sorry.

You'll have to dance the Electric Slide with me at the party!

[angerberry]

[[for once Ichigo follows her brainwave]]

What if you're angry with someone, then would that send hate calls their way?

[ha1cyon_days]

It just might! It would probably sound kind of like very loud death metal music. Lots of screaming.

[angerberry]

Or maybe even having them Rick Rolled?

[ha1cyon_days]

That could happen, too! It might be a problem trying to incorporate caller ID in a system like that, though, so it'd be hard to figure out who was sending you weird calls or music.

[keepm3strong]

You're quite sure it was a chupacabra? I thought those were just urban legends..?

Hn. Nii-sama made sure I knew several styles of dancing so I wouldn't embarrass him but I doubt that formal dancing would be required at the company party.

[ha1cyon_days]

Yes, although it was a bat-shaped chupacabra. Some urban legends are true, you know!

Oh, I don't expect there'd be much ballroom dancing at this party, no... Do you know how to do the Time Warp?

[keepm3strong]

.... So it was a bat. I see.

.. There's a dance called the Time Warp? I can't say I am familiar with it.

[ha1cyon_days]

It was totally a bat-shaped chupacabra. Yep.

Kuchiki-san, have you really never seen the Time Warp? It's from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.