.:.7.:. My office is not Puerto Rico.

[ha1cyon_days]

So last week there was a chupacabra in the vents above my office, but Ikkaku-san came to my rescue and together we managed to defeat the creature in fierce combat with a plastic trashcan and a pink fly swatter as our only weapons! It was epic

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[x_im_ur_venus_x]

What's a chupacabra?

I've managed to pick up a few styles of dancing, but nothing note worthy, just the basics~

[ha1cyon_days]

Chupacabras are animals native to the Americas, that attack livestock and drain out all their blood. They classify as "xenobiology" because their existance hasn't been confirmed outside of eyewitness accounts and the blood-drained corpses of goats and sheep, etc. The one in my office happened to be bat-shaped.

What kind of dances do you know, Rangiku-san? :D

[x_im_ur_venus_x]

Ne, so like the Lockness Monster and the Adorable Snowman? ...eeew! Blood-drained corpses? They don't go after humans, do they...?

Hmm~? Hehe~ Well, square dancing, line dancing, the Jitterbug, waltz, a bit of tango, the Macarena~! Club dancing, but that's not really a style, is it?

[ha1cyon_days]

There aren't any documented cases of humans being attacked by chupacabras, but it's always better to be safe than sorry.

You'll have to dance the Electric Slide with me at the party!

[x_im_ur_venus_x]

Mou... I'm glad it wasn't at the reception area... Eh, where did you put it when you set it free???

Aie! Yes! ♥

[ha1cyon_days]

We took it out to the back of the building and let it go. It flew away so I don't think it'll be back.

Do you know the Time Warp, too?!