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.:.7.:. My office is not Puerto Rico.

Nov 18, 2007 01:47

So last week there was a chupacabra in the vents above my office, but Ikkaku-san came to my rescue and together we managed to defeat the creature in fierce combat with a plastic trashcan and a pink fly swatter as our only weapons! It was epic ( Read more... )

epic battles with office supplies, dancing, cell phone, chupacabra, party

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seamsmaster November 18 2007, 13:08:01 UTC

I have a spare handset you can have, until you get another. I'm not really into mobile phones, but they are sort of necessary nowadays, even with other technology..

Neural interface.. like Ghost in the Shell or something? Seems to bring a lot more problems than just accidentally phoning someone too much, but it's a pretty interesting concept.. ok, yes, it would be cool

ha1cyon_days November 19 2007, 01:04:39 UTC

Ooh, Ishida-kun would let me borrow his spare phone? I appreciate it! I've been planning to buy a new one, there's a sparkly pink one I saw that I like a lot.

If you had a neural interface, you could use it to send e-mails too, I bet. The only problem would be maintaining it, since that would pretty much require open brain surgery, and that's just troublesome.

seamsmaster November 19 2007, 12:26:29 UTC

Yes, no problem. I'll drop it across later. It's not pink and sparkly though.. honest

Uh huh. That would be troublesome.. and I don't even want to think about how you would go into maintanence of a direct neural interface.. hmm.

ha1cyon_days November 19 2007, 15:00:53 UTC

That's very kind, thank you!

Maybe they'd make a panel on the side of your head so they wouldn't have to actually cut anything open. >.>

seamsmaster November 19 2007, 20:36:02 UTC

Ahh.. hmm, no problem, Inoue-san..

I'll let you know the number when I bring it over (I take it your sim card was also subject to the same problem as the handset?)

Might as well make everyone cyborgs.. ?

ha1cyon_days November 20 2007, 00:12:34 UTC

Actually, my SIM card is okay. It's a survivor, I guess!

If I were a cyborg, could I have laser eye-beams?

seamsmaster November 20 2007, 20:44:37 UTC

That.. defies belief.. it went through a wash cycle and came out intact? Lucky.

Sure, why not.. and maybe some guided missile attachments for your arms..? hee

ha1cyon_days November 20 2007, 21:30:28 UTC

Oh yeah, this isn't the first phone I've lost in the wash! I think this is number three, actually, but the SIM has come out fine each time! It's a trooper.

I would want to breathe fire, too.

seamsmaster November 20 2007, 22:08:12 UTC

Phone.. number 3? Each time in the laundry..?

It would have to be the power of electricity / lightning for me.. or psychic powers like Xavier.. but that's less cyborg and more mutant I suppose

ha1cyon_days November 21 2007, 03:18:42 UTC

Yeaaaaah, I always forget to check my pockets before I wash my clothes. It's a bad habit, I know, but I just get busy thinking about other things!

I'd want to be able to communicate with animals. I have this nagging suspicion that all dogs are ever really saying is "HEY! HEY! HEY!" all the time, which might get annoying after a while.

seamsmaster November 26 2007, 17:16:40 UTC

Hmm. Well, perhaps a place to drop your stuff off safely when you get in from work might be an idea? Build that into a routine. It works for me.

Yes, you are probably true there.. the flat next door have a small yappy type dog (though technically you can't own pets).. it can get very annoying at times

ha1cyon_days November 29 2007, 17:45:45 UTC

That's not a bad idea! I should do that, and then write a reminder on my hand so I don't forget to put my stuff there when I get home.

I think about getting a pet sometimes, though I don't know if my landlady would like that very much... Maybe I should get a bunny rabbit! I bet I could teach it to balance things on its head like Oolong the bunny!

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