hawaii 5-0 fic: happiness like a bullet in the back [steve/danny, nc-17]

[gyzym]

1. HOW IS HE REAL:

Burro: Hey, while I'm home, can you teach me to use the stove?
Me: Oh my god, you want to learn to cook?! Yes, YES, let's pick some of your favorite dishes and I'll show you how to make them--oh my god, what about the beef stew with the bacon and the red wine, you love that--
Burro: Wait, hold up--okay, I don't want to risk

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[hungerpunch]

*loling 4ever* burro is fast becoming my favorite person ever.

[gyzym]

BURRO IS AMAZING :D

[gyzym]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL YOU DO FDJSFHSDKFKJDSF

[sheafrotherdon]

asjkdhflkhasdf I don't even know what I want to quote back at you most, so I'm leaving this as placeholder, because I have to come back and quote things at you, because this has me all heart-clenchy and eye-stinging and oh, oh, oh, they're so scared out of their minds and so right for each other ajsdhlfha ♥ ___ ♥

[gyzym]

jdsfhdskf I AM GLAD YOU LIKE IT and yes they are like, terrified constantly, all the time, Steve is so broken the end.

[slothy_girl]

THIS IS MY FAVE LINE

"...Steve wants to capture and keep him, refuse to share him with anyone else."

Gosh- i cant even- so much love is directed at you and your stories you have no idea :D

[gyzym]

♥ ♥ ♥

[cobweb_diamond]

sigh. everey time i have the "you can't boil water??" conversation it gets less hilarious and more SHOCKING. like, HOW CAN YOU NOT BOIL WATERRRRRRRR. and yet. and yet.

[gyzym]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND EITHER. YOU JUST PUT WATER IN A PAN AND LET IT GET HOT UNTIL THERE ARE BUBBLES. IT IS NOT COMPLICATED!!!

[cobweb_diamond]

RECENTLY I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY 20 YEAR OLD HOUSEMATE HOW TO COOK BACON. THIS IS ESPECIALLY BAD SINCE I AM VEGETARIAN AND THUS HAVE NEVER COOKED BACON IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

[gyzym]

PUT IT IN A HOT PAN UNTIL IT IS COOKED, OH MY GOD, SDFHDSJFHDSKF ROCKET SCIENCE, THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE