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gwen_e_cooper

Torchwood Charity Effort

Apr 06, 2009 22:14

There are worthy causes which need our help, so the Torchwood team thought we'd do something to give a bit back to the community (besides saving Cardiff from alien attacks which we already do. Constantly.)

Poll TORCHWOOD charity driveThere was a talent show planned, but I'm not sure what we'd do. Sing? Dance? Something else you can come up with to entertain you? Suggestions ( Read more... )

we care a lot, don't make us do anything embarrassing

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oh_doask April 8 2009, 17:14:08 UTC

I can smell you.

51st century improvements.

You smell nice. All over.

ask_captainjack April 8 2009, 17:22:55 UTC

That's because she smells like gun oil. A well-oiled gun is almost as sexy as a well-oiled Ianto.

oh_doask April 8 2009, 17:26:06 UTC

Can I take your Webley out for a ride in the range?

ask_captainjack April 8 2009, 17:43:46 UTC

It's too much gun for your little fingers, Hart.

oh_doask April 8 2009, 17:45:52 UTC

She's so smooth and curvy. Five minutes.

ask_captainjack April 8 2009, 17:58:35 UTC

So was Sophia Loren and I didn't give you five minutes with her either.

oh_doask April 8 2009, 18:00:16 UTC

You gave me thirty with Marlene though.

ask_captainjack April 8 2009, 18:10:55 UTC

I believe I RESCUED you from Marlene.

You don't recall: "God help me Jack she's a man-eater and I'm a'feared for my peen!?"

oh_doask April 8 2009, 18:19:31 UTC

I'd been drinking, she'd been drinking.

It was a prank.

And she wanted to see you.

oh_doask April 8 2009, 18:34:20 UTC

And that was after I endured you in Mae's play. You owed me.

ask_captainjack April 9 2009, 04:08:27 UTC

ENDURED? I carried that play. I saw the tears in your eyes at my final scene. I was the best fucking Tiny Tim that has ever walked (limped) the boards. It was unfair for Ziegfeld to call me "ridiculous" and "bombastic". Of course Tiny Tim should be bombastic! How else are people supposed to hear his sickly voice at the back of the theatre? And my dance routine was fucking amazing too! Mae was Mrs. Cratchit and she would never have invited me to do the show unless: a) We hadn't been fucking and b) She didn't think I had enormous talent.

gwen_e_cooper April 9 2009, 04:29:59 UTC

The critics said your performance was a masterstroke; I read the clippings.

Archives question, Jack. From your history files:

What does "crash the custard truck" mean?

"Pickle-me, tickle-me?" Is this code?

ask_captainjack April 9 2009, 04:44:56 UTC

It's a much classier way of saying bumping uglies, Gwen. If you were doing a report for the Queen you'd go with the custard truck!

gwen_e_cooper April 9 2009, 05:07:52 UTC

Now I see these reports in an entirely new light.

So you once crashed a custard truck into the 5th Royal Tank Regiment officer corps.

That is much... classier than what I thought had occurred.

oh_doask April 9 2009, 11:01:09 UTC

That was him?

Explains everything.

Show-off.

[RECAPTCHA: AND LOVING]

Who is Re Captcha, does he work for Torchwood? Can I have him? He is loving.

ask_aboutcoffee April 9 2009, 12:45:14 UTC

I think she passed through about a decade ago on her way to some other star system. The Captcha family is apparently a very old and dignified spacefaring dynasty, but they're also excellent programmers and she may have passed some code on to the LiveJournal people (would certainly explain a few things!).

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