OKAY, WHO THE FUCK HURT THE DUCKLING? WHOEVER YOU ARE, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M GETTING A NEW GUN AND TESTING IT ON YOU.

ENJOY FEELING SPECIAL WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.

Since my roommate's shirts are fucking hideous and I don't have any money, I finally had to find the stupid store and steal get some clothes. Well, just shirts, really. Allen had pants and I found scissors. (￣ｰ￣)

HEY WALKER. DID YOU FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK DUCKS EAT? THEY LOOK HUNGRY.

Yeah, so those eggs in the drawer hatched today. They were fucking ducks. Seven of them.

I think they're all retarded. Beansprout told me to put them in the bathtub and see if they could swim, and they sank like fucking rocks. They're all okay, though. I think.

Sorta cute, too.

Are all classes like that? Or did I just make this one fucking special?

WET. FUCKING WET.

MY ONLY CLOTHES. DRENCHED. Thanks roomie, really appreciate your fat head breakin' the toilet like that. Never had anyone else's head break the toilet, at least.

Dammit...where the hell do I go to get more clothes?

And why the fuck isn't Jasdero here?

next time i find a weird ass letter on my pillow i might take it more seriously ( Read more... )