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[gunlocked]

OKAY, WHO THE FUCK HURT THE DUCKLING? WHOEVER YOU ARE, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M GETTING A NEW GUN AND TESTING IT ON YOU.

ENJOY FEELING SPECIAL WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.

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[clowntricks]

WHAAAAT?!?!?!

HOW BADLY IS IT HURT?!

[gunlocked]

IT'S FUCKING LIMPING.

OR, IT WAS BEFORE I PICKED IT UP.

[clowntricks]

LET ME LOOK AT IT! I THINK IT JUST TWISTED ITS LEG A BIT THEN.

...WHY ARE WE TALKING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS?

I can wrap it up and it should be better in a day or so, depending on if it's broken or not. I think it was just twisted though...

[gunlocked]

...You haven't even seen the stupid duck, how the hell do you know?

[kaichu_ichigen]

It wouldn't leave me alone. It BIT ME.

[gunlocked]

YEAH, ONE BIT ME TOO AND I DIDN'T TRY TO CRUSH THE LITTLE SHIT.

[kaichu_ichigen]

I didn't try to crush it. I threw it.

[gunlocked]

What the fuck is wrong with you?!

[bunnyfixation]

Someone hurt one?!

[clowntricks]

Yes. And he is going to regret it. Very, very soon. [strike-outs deleted after much thought]

[ooc: going offline for a bit~ so I won't respond again for a while XD;]

[calamitousness]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUCK?!

(OOC; She knows EVERYTHING that happened while I was gone. >.>;)