grumpymonkey

Writer's Block: Bone-chilling birthday wishes

grumpymonkey Oct 03, 2011 00:38

Spent

grumpymonkey Aug 30, 2011 21:45

I don't even know what i want to put up here. I'm so emotionally and physically spent I can't figure out what I need to ddo just to get out of the bed tomorrow ( Read more... )

... I give you Peanutweeter! Like that "Garfield Without Garfield" thing that was popular a while ago, only using frames from Peanuts strips with text replaced with people's real Tweets. Kinda like "You're a Good Text From the Morning After, Charlie Brown!". Some samples...

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Dear Santa:

grumpymonkey May 17, 2011 09:45

I've been (mostly) good all year, but I'm hoping you can deliver early. What with the Apocalypse starting this weekend, I'd really like to cash in on XMas karma and get a Super Penetration Shovel before the zombies rise and we have those nasty 5 months of Hell before the Judgement.

KKTHXBYE
Scott

Are we surprised?

grumpymonkey May 13, 2011 15:49

So, when the SEALs went in and made sure binLaden got his shot at 72 virgins, they found hundreds of thumb drives. He sent them back and forth with couriers to internet cafes as a way of reading and responding to email. Apparently, his boys brought him back more than the usual notes from his minions and advertisements for cheap Viagra. On at ( Read more... )

Are we surprised?

grumpymonkey May 13, 2011 15:48

So, when the SEALs went in and made sure binLaden got his shot at 72 virgins, they found hundreds of thumb drives. He sent them back and forth with couriers to internet cafes as a way of reading and responding to email. Apparently, his boys brought him back more than the usual notes from his minions and advertisements for cheap Viagra. On at ( Read more... )

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!

grumpymonkey May 04, 2011 11:29

May the Fourth be with you.

Rejoice! And chuckle...

grumpymonkey May 02, 2011 10:03

Yup, Osama bin Laden is dead. All over the news. I watched the president himself confirm it last night. I didn't feel the surge of joy that some Americans apparently felt. I guess the decade of waiting has robbed this of a feeling of vengeance for me. Instead, I feel like it's something long overdue, and only have a sense of relief that at ( Read more... )

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

grumpymonkey Apr 26, 2011 16:32

Westboro Baptist. finally getting what they deserve from an entire town. Nothing like some good ole boy foot-dragging and (mostly) legal vigilantism. Not sure if I recommend the actual ass-kicking part, but the reaction from everyone else in town is precious and appropriate. Uncle Luigi is proud!

Brandon, Mississippi Hates Morons

I dunno.... CAN we all get along?

grumpymonkey Apr 26, 2011 09:46

My lovely wife glamour_junkie suggested that my last post should probably be put under a privacy filter, as my choice of description of the debates presented might offend or start an argument. I agree they were a bit harsh, but I did start this journal with the idea that I would be able to post my thoughts here and if folks were offended they would either let ( Read more... )