May 13, 2011 15:48
So, when the SEALs went in and made sure binLaden got his shot at 72 virgins, they found hundreds of thumb drives. He sent them back and forth with couriers to internet cafes as a way of reading and responding to email. Apparently, his boys brought him back more than the usual notes from his minions and advertisements for cheap Viagra. On at least one of the computers they captures, intelligence analysts have found Osama's porn folder.
Yup, the martyr for Islamic purity kept a personal harem of fap-fodder.
The news says nothing about the quality (blurry pics of women showing ankles from under their burkas? the entire "Girls Gone Wild" collection?), quantity (kilobytes? megs? gigs?) or type of porn (gay? straight? donkey shows?) but I know they must be having a rousing time in the Whit House, deciding if THESE photos should be released as proof of something.
Okay, let the jokes begin. :)