So the latest one of my trash friends has succumbed to this. First it was Liz and her 18 year old paramour "fiancee." now it's vinnie and some Oak Forest 17 year old trash. Any other takers? Know this: if you feel the destiny of your romantic happiness lies with somebody still in their teenage years - and you're not a teenager - you aren't my ( Read more... )

Well, two nights ago I barebacked my boyfriend. I was kind of nervous about it, and he asked me if I really wanted to go through with it...but since I was precumming everywhere for the previous hour, and he was straddling my dick anyways, I was like "whatever, it's practically in your ass anyways, let me fuck you" and he's like "okay" and sat on it ( Read more... )

The Ziggurat department
closely stepped
It's the public's forte;
accent circumflex;
cheddar doesn't go with lasagna.

DESPERATE PAPYRUS
REVEAL YOUR SECRETS TO US
but not to those who live in the underbrush
for they are the kingdom of god
DISPARATE twins
so alike yet different
one has a cute toosh!

Hi I'm stoned. I just have a few issues to addres ( Read more... )

Well last night, Liz and I went over to Nick's house. Nick is the 18 year old linebacker/wrestler who I made out with in a parking lot two nights ago. Liz is dating Angie, who is Nick's friend. We got there - and Nick had cooked a 4 course dinner by himself. for me :/ Well it was ostensibly "for everybody..." but he tells ANgie everything, and then ( Read more... )

FUCK I made out with the 18 year old star linebacker from JOliet Catholic High School in a Denny's parking lot last night...

...now he thinks we're dating

Many people will probably call me elitist after this post...but if you didn't already know that about me you really don't know me very well. In any case, my beef for today is about how literally *every job on earth* requires the applicant be bilingual - specifically spanish and english. Well, here is why I don't think this is fair. People coming ( Read more... )

Well let me talk to you about Chris, from minibar. I met him last saturday at Minibar when I stopped in there with some friends. I didn't want to be there. I wanted to go home. When I walked in a gorgeous and musclebound cocktail waiter caught my eye....but like most well-built and handsome people who work in gay bars I figured he would have an ( Read more... )

I'm so disgusted. I have recently discovered "youtube.com"...and while it is a fabulous thing, it has completely made me lose faith in humanity. People like...have no lives. I don't want to be that person who says some peoples' hobbies are more worthwhile than others....but I'm going to be that person. If you have days to spend collating a bunch of ( Read more... )