Minibar, Food Poisoning, and Dane Cook
Well let me talk to you about Chris, from minibar. I met him last saturday at Minibar when I stopped in there with some friends. I didn't want to be there. I wanted to go home. When I walked in a gorgeous and musclebound cocktail waiter caught my eye....but like most well-built and handsome people who work in gay bars I figured he would have an attitude problem and thought nothing of it. Well, I saw Dale when I got there so I went over to him and said hi...and notice Dale talking to this cocktail waiter. He introduces me, his name is Chris. I say "nice meeting you, I am R.J." That is the extent of our conversation. 20 minutes later Dale came over to talk to me and I was like "Dale your friend Chris is gorgeous." Dale encourages me to talk to him but I didn't really see the point, and I was getting ready to leave, so I left. well 2 days later I got an e-mail on myspace from Chris saying it was nice meeting me and that we should hang out. So , I went into his work with my friend KAtie on thursday night and we seemed to hit it off really well, and then made plans to hang out again that saturday at Sidetracks. Well the entire night he pretty much ignored me to talk to these 45 year olds wearing Abercrombie clothes. I got kind of mad, and then stormed out with ERic, DArio, and Matt in tow. Well sunday night he sent me a huge email apologizing and asking if we can hang out again sometime. I'm still deliberating. He *is* phenomenally hot though...so it's going to be really hard to stick with "no" as an answer.
Well Sunday I got food poisoning. I've been shitting and vomiting nonstop. That's all I have to say about it. It's finally getting better after gallons of alka-seltzer, 2 days of nonstop vomiting, an injection of compazine, and countless immodium.
Dane Cook. I hate to break it to you, but he's not attractive. In any sense of the word. He's kind of pasty, and has no body tone. Also, being funny doesn't make you attractive either. I used to think it did..but I'm one of the funniest people on the planet, and anybody who has ever met me has told me so, and so I say first-hand that being funny doesn't make you more attractive. I have literally dozens of rejections under my belt to prove this point. I'm tired of reading headlines "Sexy comic seen with Paris Hilton" or like "Dane's "cook"ing up something HOT!" He isn't cute. He's not. Sorry if you think so - you're wrong.
Well Sunday I got food poisoning. I've been shitting and vomiting nonstop. That's all I have to say about it. It's finally getting better after gallons of alka-seltzer, 2 days of nonstop vomiting, an injection of compazine, and countless immodium.
Dane Cook. I hate to break it to you, but he's not attractive. In any sense of the word. He's kind of pasty, and has no body tone. Also, being funny doesn't make you attractive either. I used to think it did..but I'm one of the funniest people on the planet, and anybody who has ever met me has told me so, and so I say first-hand that being funny doesn't make you more attractive. I have literally dozens of rejections under my belt to prove this point. I'm tired of reading headlines "Sexy comic seen with Paris Hilton" or like "Dane's "cook"ing up something HOT!" He isn't cute. He's not. Sorry if you think so - you're wrong.